A gay bitch ass nigga who really loves to plop with his firends and enjoys black dick also like to finger dogs butthole when he can
by PussyMasterGuy February 20, 2019
Get the Noahmug. A bitch who doesnt know how to get their emotions In check. Tries to go for multiple girls at once. Has a backup girlfriend just in case the one he is working on doesn't work out. Says he has a big dick but actually it's the size of a tic tac. Has a potato head. !!!!!! Gives you things when not needed. Says I love you but doesn't mean it. Very awkward when kissing
Dean: hey who is that over there?
Calvin:That's just Noah and his 3 backup girlfriend.
Dean : what a fuckBoi
Calvin:That's just Noah and his 3 backup girlfriend.
Dean : what a fuckBoi
by TheOgSecretSuperCrew January 30, 2018
Get the Noahmug. by Bosstrev February 10, 2018
Get the Noahmug. he might be the gayest person you may have ever known, his mustache grows at alarming rates. he likes peepee a little too much, and he dates traps.
noah is gay
by theyy January 24, 2019
Get the Noahmug. the cutest and most adorable and sweetest person I know
AND I WILL MARRY HIM!!!!!!
PLEASE FUCKEN NOTICE ME NOAH
love you xoxo
AND I WILL MARRY HIM!!!!!!
PLEASE FUCKEN NOTICE ME NOAH
love you xoxo
noah is in stranger things and he is bae
by youcantfuckwithmeayyy January 3, 2018
Get the noahmug. If headass, donkey, panini head and twig had a conjoint definition Noah would definitely be it. He has green eyes, dark brown Dora length hair and resembles a baby wolf. One of the hairiest people you will meet. You could make a fur coat out of his arms and facial hair. One of the biggest smokers you will meet too. He is known to take not only one or two joints to the face but sometimes 5. IKR pretty insane. He’s pretty much everything you’re looking for in a guy. He’s sweet and funny and easy to talk to you. He’s a bit of a pain in the ass but he’s totally worth it. One of the BIGGEST headasses you’ll ever meet. Super white, whiter than melk. This guy will screenshot FLANNEL and ask if it’s a “cop”. Legit does not get whiter than this. Noah is down for anything and is always there w a listening ear no matter the situation. He will put you first and will make sure that you are at your best. Definitely a catch. You could never go wrong w him. He’ll make you cheese constantly and will always cap on you. Gives the best hugs even though he’s a twig. Will NOT kiss you back. Will just look at you petrified. If I had the opportunity to go back and unmeet him, I’d gladly take it just to get to know him all over again.
Noah is a HeAdAsS
by paniniheadass September 25, 2019
Get the Noahmug. The best person your ever going to meet. He is so HOT, sexy, and handsome. He is a great kisser, and evn better in bed. He is a music god, and knows how to make a girl happy.
by The11ama October 16, 2018
Get the Noahmug.