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Jolly R-argh-ers!

Jolly Roger: the traditional flag used on European and American pirate ships; often pictured as a white skull and crossbones on a black field; the blackjack.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Jolly R-argh-ers!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Jolly Rogers.
"Jolly R-argh-ers!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 23, 2013
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Cyrus Jolly

A fat retard who dates zoo baboons and fucks 80 year olds. Do bully this person because his dad left for the milk and like little kids at the age of 2. This means that this guy is a zoo baboon rapist. Be warned you may be next!

Man likes zoo baboons under the age of 10.
Random kid: Bro that cyrus Jolly kid fucks zoo baboons.
Other Random Kid: The fuck
by DeezNutz00 August 14, 2022
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Jolly it

To eliminate family members standing in the way of your affair, the way Jolly Joseph (the infamous Indian serial killer) did, preferably using cyanide poisoning.
Your childhood crush is now married with kids? It's okay, let's "jolly it".

I hate my husband. Sometimes I wonder if I should "jolly it" all and run away with someone else.
by #mallu_tingz February 4, 2024
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Jolly joyride

Where a close group of guys get together to blow off some steam by stripping down and taking pills laced with different drugs mixed with viagra while one guy gets Rohypnol. Everybody then has there jolly time with the odd one out (can be done women with dildos)
Man 1: man ive been really exhausted lately i think its time for jolly joyride Saturdays

Man 2: yes please although if i ziontavious gets the coke and viagra mix again my butthole might tear. I cant keep losing the hospital knows my rectum too well…
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
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jolly juicer

A person who often use the restroom to drop a deuce.
Sam: That girl goes to the bathroom every other minute!

Brad: She must be a jolly juicer!
by SirPoopMyPantsAlot August 9, 2010
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Jolly Cobbler

The act of giving a woman (or man) multiple facials, usually simultaneously and with 3 to 15 or more men providing the semen. The woman is then instructed to "Eat the jolly cobbler," and to do so she must carefully collect all of the semen from her face and eat it.
Did you see her swallow all of our jolly cobbler?
by Bartimus Crouch November 10, 2022
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Jolly Feltcher

The 'Jolly Feltcher' is the name given to a highly advanced and very rare techique that is found amongst a Master Feltcher's ass-enal. A 'Jolly Fetcher' is a 2 person, 3 step move performed during an anal sex session that can end in ways worse than death itself. The first step is to insert a single piece of a hard candy 'Jolly Rancher' into the asshole of your partner. The 2nd step is to perform anal sex without losing the piece of candy amongst the sexual carnage until climax is reached and your partners asshole turns from an anal cavity calamity to a nicely filled cum pocket. The third and last step is to then place your mouth over your partners asshole with an airtight seal and proceed to suck until the piece of candy begins to move back through your partners internal pink sock and clears any and all things that are in its path into your mouth.

*WARNING! PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND BEFORE ATTEMPTING*

Sucking the 'Jolly Rancher' out an anal passage that has too much build up to be pushed through smoothly will cause

the hard candy to move too slowly and may cause a back pressure to build and possibly regain it's normal resting atmospheric pressure too ubruptly if the airtight seal is broken which can cause the hard candy to become a projectile with more stopping power than a .50cal hollow point round. To prevent this from occuring please do a minimum 3day prior cleanse to ensure no such build up to be present.
Person 1: Hey man! Can I get one packet of those hard candy Jolly Rancher's? I'm going surprise my partner this weekend! *Begins to hand cashier money to purchase the item*

Person 2: *Looks at 'person 1' with slight smirk and facial expression of total non-verbal understanding* *Your money is no good here, Sir! You are a god amongst men and I hope your 'Jolly Feltcher' weekend away is as beautiful as the technique was first prophesized.
by LocNilla May 7, 2023
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