may 17

national do your friends mom day

hey man im gonna do your mom

but I don't want you to

too bad it's may 17

by mmom do your May 13, 2022

May 17

The date is universally known as "''Rambo III'' and Sushi Day", and is commemorated by revelers who view Peter MacDonald's acclaimed 1988 action film while dining on a meal of sushi and sashimi. The global holiday has been celebrated since 1990.

"Happy May 17th! I ordered sushi and have our Blu-ray of Rambo II all queued up!"

by Bob Sloblaw May 17, 2022

May 17

a taurus- thats it.

B- You were born on May 17 right?

R- Yea

B- oh you're a taurus
R- cool.

by TrippieREDD November 20, 2020

N-17

Typical word used by selston high school lads to say nathan pickard has a boner

Watch out N-17

by Ktfhdgrtuvcu85468hcjgdghut December 03, 2019

March 17

Give your girl a hoodie. Boys choose the right one

Boy: here you *hands hoodie*
Girl: thanks but why
Boy: it’s march 17

by Jsjshfjeed March 16, 2022

December 17

National take your girlfriend/boyfriend virginity day. If your girlfriend or boy friend is a virgin you must remove them of their V card.

Tom: hey Sarah are you a virgin

Sarah: come on Tom we only been dating for a week
Tom: it’s December 17th
Sarah: oh fuck sakes.

by Killjoy:pretensions December 15, 2021

December 17

amazing people are born on this day! they are caring, funny, and just all around cool. be happy your friends with this person and keep them forever

December 17:
Audrey; "O today is my birthday!"
Sean, "omg me too!!!"

by Audrey R. December 26, 2021