mushroom poke

The act of poking a person with a male appendage, usually a mushroom shaped appendage.

I’m about to give Abby a mushroom poke this weekend.

by JlinkinX December 26, 2017

poke and kill

When the vaccine distributor gives you a not dead version of a vaccine and it gets you sick

"Dude, I got a flu shot yesterday and I totally got a poke and kill"

by Coco Standley January 29, 2021

poke server

Poke Server is a reference to a bad server host with outdated things.

You shouldn't play on that servers, it's a poke server
"A poke server, that's bad."

by Swezed August 22, 2018

Shake And Poke

A Sexual Activity Invoving A Female And A Male. The Male Sticks His Finger Up The Females Vagina While The Female Gives The Male A Handjob.

. . . That's Just Gross. I'm NOT Giving An Example, As I Would Have To TYPE That :S. Shake And Poke

by EmoFairy665 December 23, 2009

Poke the moon

This is a euphemism for anal fingering. Or anal probing with ones phalanges.

Last night after some heaving petting, we decided to move on to poke the moon instead, this was considerably more pleasurable.

by Blades-runner December 30, 2017

Poke the critter

Intercourse or female masturbation with a phallic object

Teenage boys spend a lot of time talking about how much they want to poke the critter

by Duke Dillon November 2, 2019

gopher poking

when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.

I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.

i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.

I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.

by openInvent December 17, 2016