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German Cupcake

When one farts into their cupped hand, contains the odor by clasping their fingers shut over the fart, and then opens their cupped hand directly under a victims nose, holding it there until they are forced to inhale your fart directly through their nostrils.
I gave my wife, Susan, a German Cupcake during a spell of putrid chinese-food farts. She does not look at me anymore.
by Steve42456 March 20, 2008
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Painus Cupcake

A character based on a character in Team Fortress 2, He is based off the character soldier. In every episode he says, "I am Painus Cupcake I will eat you" and eats people
Guy1: Dude who the fuck was that?
Guy2: HOLY SHIT ITS PAINUS CUPCAKE

Painus Cupcake: I am Painus Cupcake... I will eat you. :D
Both Guys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Painus Cupcake: om nom nom nom nom
by SEXYMANBEAST4555555 December 20, 2010
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Edp's Cupcake

Edp's cupcake is an underage dish which consists of Almost 99% of the mass of the human body is made up of six elements: oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus. Only about 0.85% is composed of another five elements: potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine, and magnesium. And can only cook during the night, Cause ya gotta give yo meat a good ol' rub ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But most importantly Edp's cupcake was very erotic and worth eating atleast once in your life, Make sure there aint no fucking police nearby tho.....
Hey did u taste Edp's cupcake
Yeah, and I got a free trip to the prison
by Murtuza June 6, 2021
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Blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake

The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.
Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"

<lighter>

Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"

Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"

Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."

Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"

Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."

Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
by Bigmanswole March 22, 2010
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naked cupcake

another word for a muffin, or a nickname for your lover :)
yo, i ate a naked cupcake for breakfast today, you know, a muffin?
by julian stacy February 10, 2009
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Bavarian Cupcake

Applies to heterosexual and homosexual partners alike.
The standing partner leans slightly forwards. The other partner kneels behind, tonguing the bumhole and massaging the pubic region.
Just prior to climax, the standing partner defecates in the mouth of the kneeler.
Then, they turn around to ejaculate over the mouth-poo.
The kneeler then tears a handfull of pubes off the stander and sprinkles them over the mouth-poo-cum cupcake.
The cupcake is then eaten by both partners.
Friend #1: Hey Sarah.. you have terrible breath today..

Friend #2: Yeah sorry dude, last night I shared a Bavarian Cupcake with Steve..

Friend #1: I read about those on Urban Dictionary... I thought it was just a joke- How was it?

Friend #2: It was exactly like the definition.. tasteless and corny.
by major_overlord August 20, 2013
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Devil's Cupcake

When you squirt whipped cream in a hookers arsehole and she then farts it back in your face. Best practiced in kinky, no inhibitions whorehouses.
Man I just did a Devil's Cupcake with Eat and Cake at the Devils Den, shit got nasty
by Thats.mattastic April 21, 2015
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