Muffed Stripper

To be a heavily intoxicated and/or high woman dancer of the night (Aka Exotic Dancer... Aka yeah that's not fooling anyone, your a stripper)

Mikey- Dude did you see that fucked up chick dancing at the bar last night throwing her clothes at a bartender?

Tyler- Yeah she was totally a muffed stripper trying to get free drinks.

by Ben Dover Nputin May 20, 2014

Stripper kermit

It's just kermit as a stripper. *Conerning why you would look this up*

"I SIMP FOR STRIPPER KERMIT"
"why-"

by Slikywasthere July 18, 2021

stripper's wallet

When a person's wallet is filled with mostly singles, like a stripper's wallet would be.

Person 1: Lets grab something to eat.
Person 2: I might not have enough money, I have a stripper's wallet right now.

by TheLegendIsRedBaron May 13, 2014

diaper stripper

An underage girl who is very promiscuous.

Wow, Mary's a real diaper stripper! She's went down on Kevin and she's only 16.

by Guava Cookie December 19, 2014

Stripper Hip

After a stripper sits on your hip and it immediately becomes sore and irritated. Probably because she was to damn heavy and shouldn't be a stripper.

Stripper Hip is when you go to a stripclub and a stripper above her weight class sits on you hip and breaks it.

by Teddie Vegas February 6, 2013

Stripper

A good job. We both know you gonna quit school and becoming a stripper in a big town. Stop lying to yourself baby. Do it!

If I got a 40% on this test, I quit school for being a stripper!

by Your favorite bitch <3 December 23, 2020

Candy Stripper

A pretty female stripper with multi-color hair, resembling that of a candy pattern. Usually very popular at the strip club. (Similar to the act of peacocking but as a stripper.)

Adam: Bro! Check out that chick's cool hair dancing on the pole!
Jared: Yeah man! That's Megan, she's a candy stripper! Prettiest girl in here!

by PoleDancingPrincess January 19, 2024