Baby Zygote

The term used when speaking of the small cell cluster just beginning to form in your friends uterus.

Me: I'm hungry.

Prego Friend: Me too.

Me: Ok, where do you and Baby Zygote wanna eat?

by Miss Sara C January 13, 2009

zygote

A zygote is a female who is, to put it simply, damn fine. A zygote is a girl you'll point out to a mate when walking down the street, in a bar, on a bus, you name it pointing out a hot zygote is always appreciated, but make sure your right...

If by chance you call a zygote and she aint, the prefered procedure is to recieve (10 - her rating) punches. For example if she is a 2, and u, being a retard, call her a zygote then you SHOULD happily and gracfully recieve 8 full punches to the torso.

"DAMNN check it, zygote at 3 o'clock. Smokin body, what do you rate it?"
"oo nice a good 9.8, i like!!"

or

"Oh man zygote at 10 o clock"
"where? WHAT? Are you freakin kidding me?!?!"
"ohhh sh** sorry my bad"
"damn right its ur bad"
*smack* *smack* *smack*

by Devious (T) May 15, 2005

purple zygote

when a guy gets poison ivy on his penis, the penis then transforms into a purple zygote

i now have a purple zygote

by SLICK429 December 25, 2008

zygote

A pansy.

Zygote is a zygote.

by JiM July 21, 2003

zygimantas

Not too sexy, likes to get jiggy with Paris Hilton. Weird face, loves to eat cous cous.

Bob: have you seen Zygimantas in the canteen?
Tim: Yeah,man, he ate all the cous cous. Goddamn, Zygimantas...

by zygimantasandhiscouscous November 28, 2018

Zygote Killer

Quite literally an abortionist

lindsay: what are they singing
laura: Zygote killer, liar, theif
lindsay: oh, ok

or

guy1: What do you want to be when you grow up?
guy2: A ZYGOTE KILLER!
guy3: Nice.

by Lindsayhahahahhahaha July 29, 2008

zygieled

To be screwed over in such a form that said screwing happened by sheer incompetence.

Man, I really got zygieled on that duty roster.

by r.deschain January 27, 2015