zwiffle

v. The act of cleaning ones genitals, post coitus, on a conveniently placed piece of material, when a tissue or similar conventional cleaning device is not near at hand.

Jo: "Shit, what do I do now? I don't have any tissues."

Nora: "Just zwiffle on the curtain! The cleaners won’t mind."

by mattylingwags July 19, 2011

zwinky

an ad on the side of your computer that looks fun but if you click it yo are screwed

Person 1: I have a bug on my computer!
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I clicked a zwinky!

by cecedefs February 7, 2015

zwab

A person who is superr cool.
loves food and friends
and just loves you

Zwab is wayy to cool for an example

by whoawhoaa!its meeeeeeeee March 9, 2008

zwadoodie

Zwadoodie is the made-up surname for J. Ronaldin, inventor of Twiglets. Zwadoodie was added to the Twiglets Wikipedia page as a joke and, although since been taken down, this imaginary surname has been written in articles and printed in a book.

In 1929, J. Ronaldin Zwadoodie invented Twiglets

by Emsie2442 April 23, 2018

zwerrie

Wanderer. In Holland it is another word for 'zwerver', what is Dutch for wanderer.

Today you look like a zwerrie

by L6JK8 December 16, 2010

Zwald

1. A person who lives above an indian restaurant.
2. A hucker with a big, sensual bod that he touches every night (or every other night, so he claims...) in hopes that Daffy Duck will strike him with lightning for not showing him his microwave.
3. A family that eats everything.

Man, that Zwald is so nasty, I stalked his window last night and saw his bod!

by abrector November 21, 2011

Zwivhuya

A person who enjoys laughing. Zwivhuya is a person who puts others before her and cares about people

"Have you met Zwivhuya? She's a really fun girl"

by Lassie_cyan October 5, 2021