zuckered in

That time you thought, “Let me just check Facebook for a sec while I’m at lunch,” and when you looked up, it was dinner time.

I meant to run to the grocery story this afternoon, but I let myself get zuckered in.

by @wrytir November 27, 2015

Zuckerfuckery

(n.) The act of offering a "free" service, then selling the information that people provide to that service to agents of hostile powers in order to bring about the end of the world

The 2016 election was unfortunately subject to a great deal of Zuckerfuckery.

by rez2 May 28, 2018

zuckerface

Someone who has such a punch-able face and/or looks like Mark Zuckerberg

That piece of shit has such a zuckerface

by sk3tch4d December 2, 2019

zuckerkike

The individual running Facebook

Oh man, Mark Zuckerkike threw me in jail again. :/

by Spaceman Sean October 30, 2020

zuckerberg

1. See douchebag.

2. Someone with an overinflated sense of self worth, who also thinks he's WAY smarter than you.

3. Someone who wants to get rich at your expense.

4. Someone who doesn't give a crap about your privacy.

I know you just got a promotion, but you don't have to be a zuckerberg about it.

by riotdog May 25, 2010

zuckery

1. When things go wibbally wobbally on Facebook.

2. FB related shenanigans.

My facebook updates keep double posting, what Zuckery!

by fbthinktank March 10, 2011

getting zuckered

The experience of giving up your private and personally identifiable information, preferences, and media, all for the questionable trade-off of being allowed to join Facebook. (Facebook is owned by Mark Zuckerberg, who is quoted below…)

Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
Zuck: Just ask.
Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
(Redacted Friend's Name): What? How'd you manage that one?
Zuck: People just submitted it.
Zuck: I don't know why.
Zuck: They "trust me"
Zuck: Dumb fucks.

(Early example of "getting zuckered", quoted from a recently uncovered '04 IM)

by aboynamedpseu July 28, 2010