by Grasdenf February 23, 2015
Get the zorky mug.An odd person normally with an accent nobody really knows where from, normally does really bad graphics for people on Twitter. hair, hair let’s not even start on hair, it’s very bad. This breed of human is normally found in Ireland.
by Squibster123 January 20, 2018
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by Hahayeshahayes October 13, 2019
Get the Zorken mug.The phenomenon in which persons on the internet use personal experiences, preconceived notions, 2nd hand accounts and/or vague memories of articles to criticize, debunk and discard actual scientific, factual or otherwise documented cases as reported, often simplified, by the media.
My Zorktaposition...
- Looks photoshopped to me
- I'm calling BS. A friend of my uncle's neighbour once did that and it insert conflicting statement here.
- I'm not a lawyer, but that's definately illegal/legal/impossible/expensive in this/that state/country/city/cave.
- Looks photoshopped to me
- I'm calling BS. A friend of my uncle's neighbour once did that and it insert conflicting statement here.
- I'm not a lawyer, but that's definately illegal/legal/impossible/expensive in this/that state/country/city/cave.
by CRASH / Ola July 7, 2006
Get the Zorktaposition mug.Lucas woke up after a long night to find james zorking out the window.
Rowan awoke covered in Jame's zork.
Rowan awoke covered in Jame's zork.
by Mossworth Randäll January 26, 2017
Get the zorking mug.adj. Chemically incovienenced while drinking Red Knot wine. You are Zorked when u sip the dark magenta colour off of Satan's lips and find an inexplicable desire to get knotty. Being Zorked is to have a state of being that one can only hope to constantly attain. It is totally recyclable.
I was chilling with this hot little librarian and somewhere between books we got totally zorked and made out on the couch. I want to zork her all the time now. This shit is crunk.
by d3adr0ck August 22, 2006
Get the zorked mug.Created by the 3 guys behind the Mostly Walking show, Sean Plott, Bill Graner and Sean Bouchard whilst/after playing an adventure game called Return to Zork.
The game, as some other games from that era, is infamous for one thing, it's easy to become unable to further progress in the game, due to your actions, without realizing it much later/at all.
Example: On the first screen, you have to obtain a plant. There are many ways to do so, but only one is the right one, and any other choice will lead you to a fail state, therefore being unable to complete the game, WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT, until you get to the part where you need to use the plant.
Other example: further in the game, you have to cross the river, by summoning the ferryman. And he won't let you ride for free, of course. You need a special coin. The thing is, you just have to SHOW it to the ferryman and he will still take you to the other side, instead of giving it to him. If you give it to him, you are still able to explore the other side of the river, but by the time you want to cross the river and return to the first area, only then will you realize your mistake. You no longer have the coin, so he won't take you back.
Therefore, adopted from the game's name "Return to Zork", comes the term (being) "zorked". It basically means "screwed".
The game, as some other games from that era, is infamous for one thing, it's easy to become unable to further progress in the game, due to your actions, without realizing it much later/at all.
Example: On the first screen, you have to obtain a plant. There are many ways to do so, but only one is the right one, and any other choice will lead you to a fail state, therefore being unable to complete the game, WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT, until you get to the part where you need to use the plant.
Other example: further in the game, you have to cross the river, by summoning the ferryman. And he won't let you ride for free, of course. You need a special coin. The thing is, you just have to SHOW it to the ferryman and he will still take you to the other side, instead of giving it to him. If you give it to him, you are still able to explore the other side of the river, but by the time you want to cross the river and return to the first area, only then will you realize your mistake. You no longer have the coin, so he won't take you back.
Therefore, adopted from the game's name "Return to Zork", comes the term (being) "zorked". It basically means "screwed".
I spent all my money on this new game and now I'm broke, I might have zorked myself.
A: The date was smooth, but I felt weird towards the end.
B: In my book, she totally zorked on you.
A: The date was smooth, but I felt weird towards the end.
B: In my book, she totally zorked on you.
by SoullessSDB January 19, 2018
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