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The art of doing an infinitesimally small amount of work. Then rewarding yourself for achieving a Herculean task. ( typically manifests as a break )
by ashmokhberi February 08, 2012
Zoop derives from the Axum word for Emperor, yet many Axums used the word to mean "shitty emperor" used to describe incompetent leaders.
by Stephen Kibrom March 09, 2021
1. Soup, as in the stuff you drink from a bowl.
2. A sound made by people when excited, or the sound of laser beams firing.
2. A sound made by people when excited, or the sound of laser beams firing.
Today is Wednesday, today is Wednesday, Wednesday, zoooop! (From Today is Monday by Eric Carle)
Oh yeah, I got paid today, ZOOP!!!!
Oh yeah, I got paid today, ZOOP!!!!
by meowlnir March 15, 2023
Zoop; (verb) A zoop is when hoodrat teenagers need money, they go to the nearest truckstop vaping in a circle all wearing black hoodies. They wait for normie people from out of town to fill up their gas tanks (because people from out of town dont lock their doors when going into the station. They all run up to the car and steal everything they can and run. They just zooped.
Chad : "yo brad, are we going zooping tonight?"
Brad : "nah dude, my step-dad is going to hear me leave"
Chad: "awe but bro, all the boys are coming and its Country fan fest so all these down syndrome poptart s are going to be caught with their panties in a bunch."
Brad: "alright I'm in, let's do this."
Brad : "nah dude, my step-dad is going to hear me leave"
Chad: "awe but bro, all the boys are coming and its Country fan fest so all these down syndrome poptart s are going to be caught with their panties in a bunch."
Brad: "alright I'm in, let's do this."
by ClaytonLarsenfromtooele July 26, 2019
by SendyBiiiish December 22, 2020
Zooping is the act in which an individual activly shits themselves while ziplining . The most common form of Zooping is achieved after a long night of drinking without thinking about the fact that you will be hanging on a wire 80 feet in the air flying from tree to tree the next day.
Lady: "Here he comes! He is going fast! What is that brown liquid pouring out of his shorts?"
Man: "Wow, Jason is Zooping all the way across the zipline, he is disgusting"
Man: "Wow, Jason is Zooping all the way across the zipline, he is disgusting"
by Lezteog April 03, 2017