Zoink

a strange uttered noise expressed when (an idiot) surprised
"Zoink!"
by Aaron W. December 03, 2002
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Zoink

A subsitution of basically any verb, like 'smurf' from the smurfs. However, zoink usually means to to smoke cannabis or to steal (sometimes also in the more innocent form of 'stealing', to playfully hide). Zoinking's derivation comes from being, or getting zoinked.
"Hey man let's go zoink the stuff I got from my dealer."
"Did you zoink my shoes dude?"
"Dude he can't stop fucking zoinking."
by vinnikk March 11, 2019
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Zoink

A stupid phrase used by a character in the scoobie doo series
Zoink! im a moron!
by TheNuke January 30, 2003
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Zoinks

When someone says some fucking beyond retarded shit and you have no idea what to respond
-"I wonder what its like to fuck a fish"

-"Zoinks!"
by FrenchBaguetteBoy July 21, 2018
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Zoinking

The act of having bomb-ass sex
by Mexican Molly June 18, 2017
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Zoinked

The action of getting wrecked by means of alcohol and/or marijuana
Oh man I got so zoinked with the homies last night, I don’t remember a thing.
by Wackass247 September 24, 2018
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zoink

The act of getting high from marijuana.

Effectively used as a code-word to discretely talk about getting high from weed (for instance, if parents who are against it are around)
"Did you guys zoink yet? Lets zoink up"
"Yoo I just smoked 3 bowls - I'm so zoinked right now"
"She smokes weed every day from morning until night - she's a true zoinker"
"Get zoinked"

"A zoinker is someone who zoinks up and feels zoinked" similar to "A zoinker is someone who smokes up and feels high"
by project.lenzone May 28, 2020
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