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zogboid

merked, owned, beaten with extreme skill, humorous failure.
a man walks into a lamp post - zogboid
by archtemple-word-group May 13, 2009
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Zombo

After smoking two to three bowls out of an otherwise epic sesh, they begin to gradually slip into a state of comatosis. While the rest of the group is stoned as fuck and having a great time, the zombo will wake up when the smoking method is passed to him, take their hit and then proceed to fall asleep.

The zombo will forever claim to not being zombod the entire time despite the fact they clearly were. They will claim to have heard what everyone just said but refuse to recite it.

Time has no bearing on the zombo, only weed. Immediately following a maximum of three bowls the zombo will begin to nod off and slip into unconsciousness as early as 4:30.

The zombo is an epidemic which must be defeated. Beware if anyone in your group of friends contracts this deadly disease. In fact, cut off all contact with them, for they will never be the same.
Everyone - "Matt LeDrew out of Oshawa, ON, stop being such a fucking zombo!"
Matt - ".........I...I was not shut up!"
by Disciples of Bjorge Slammin' December 10, 2009
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zoboomafoo

a lemur who is a puppet on the show zoboomafoo. he is really kinda *cough* gay, but funny.....a highly entertaining show
That show, ZOBOOMAFOO is soooo hot!
by Lizzie FoShizzie May 7, 2005
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zobb il-bahar

A bottom sea fish which looks like a man's penis
by Richard August 25, 2003
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Zomboni

A Zamboni for zombies. Zombies usually ride it because it is hard to destroy, and it is a lot easier to get around from house to house eating brains. Also because they think it looks bad-ass.
Look at that Zomboni over there! Oh wait... It's coming towards me...
by iguy2002 April 16, 2013
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zobot

Zobot another name for Zoey

Also known as (Zozo, Zowie)

Zoey is me! Z is for ZOEY and that makes me proud!

I am Zoey and this zoey is a good mom who spends time doing mom like

things. I Kick box for fun and add a little zingy Zoey finesse to all my

kick boxing moves. I might be found in a Zombie apocalypse but I would just

assume they were cannibals and "HEY WE ALL HAVE TO EAT RIGHT" I am a lefty

which gives me some bragging rights to being "UNIQUE" I also have greenish

eyes which is kind of "UNIQUE" When I am not doing mom things I am probably

picking up my trusty ax and learning to JAM. If the cannibals are coming at

least maybe I can play them a nice tune while they dine.
STOP! ZOBOT! STOP!
by thatstu8ffdefined March 1, 2017
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Zombook

When your dead Macbook comes back to life after it was killed from water damage. Apparently, if you leave it under a fan for a week it will revive itself. Kind of the scariest thing ever.
Oh no! My Macbook has come back to life as a Zombook!
by Billy Apathy September 28, 2010
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