cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".

1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man

by alienman September 6, 2013

zimmed

(1) To have work passed off onto you by a lazy co-worker.

(2) To be the victim of a crop-dusting (walk-by-farting).

(1) Ron was supposed to do that task, but he zimmed it onto me.

(2) After Ron walked by my cube, I could smell that I got zimmed.

by The Jerk Store January 26, 2010

Zimmy Job

A zimmy job is when you and your sexual partner are going to take a pair of athletic gloves or baseball gloves and insert them into the anus of your partner then one of you play with the other ones testicles for about 45 seconds.

She gave me a zimmy job or Do u wanna ZJ

by BiGRazorSG55 February 7, 2010

Zimmermania

An emotion that white people feel while their communities are being infested with undesirables and minorities.

Ferguson Missouri cops have a bad case of Zimmermania.

by alchoholicanonymous April 6, 2015

ya zimmay

You get me?

"Imma hit that girl up. YA ZIMMAY?"

by bisonlova September 11, 2011

zimme

It is speeded up speach for "you hear me?"

im going to get a drink, ya zimme

by liam and jon July 7, 2005

Zimm

To be able to do absolutely anything at such a high level, that competition isn't even fun.

Ex: Why would you compete with those losers when you could zimm past all of them.

by bigpapazimm February 5, 2010