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Keqing: “Yo Ganyu”
Ganyu: “Yeah?”
Keqing: “You think Zhongli looks peggable?”
Ganyu: “Yeah of course”
Keqing:”Wanna peg him together?”
Ganyu: “Fuck yeah”
Ganyu: “Yeah?”
Keqing: “You think Zhongli looks peggable?”
Ganyu: “Yeah of course”
Keqing:”Wanna peg him together?”
Ganyu: “Fuck yeah”
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First of all daddy- i mean Zhongli is the hottest archon existing like holy moly
Zhongli is a character in gayshin impact that never came home to me sadly
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Back to Zhongli he's an archon, a geo (rock) archon he makes my non-existing d!ck hard like omg
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Have mora.
First of all daddy- i mean Zhongli is the hottest archon existing like holy moly
Zhongli is a character in gayshin impact that never came home to me sadly
Most Zhongli simps are either horny as fuck or okay
This man is broke and he has a sugar daddy called Tartaglia (childe or ajax) but omfg he's also hot
Back to Zhongli he's an archon, a geo (rock) archon he makes my non-existing d!ck hard like omg
Over all Zhongli is so fucking hot
Summoning ritual for geo daddy
Have mora.
Person 1: have you heard about that geo character in genshin impact? He's so hot as fuck
Person 2: you mean Zhongli? Omg that man got me screaming without the s
Person 2: you mean Zhongli? Omg that man got me screaming without the s
by miugetitig November 23, 2021
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4. He loves shitty people to suffer the wrath of the rock
5 Hes the man that i god damn lose 50/50 and get shitty mona! 👆
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