Zepplin Tooth

A gap between one's teeth large enough to fly a Zepplin blimp through.

"He's got a Zepplin tooth!"

by nbn22385 December 18, 2005

zepplin

A very large joint

-man,this joint is huge!
-yeah dude,it's a zepplin!

by neilos-1 February 28, 2011

zeplins

someone who has massive nipples

did you see eddies show last night she showed us her zeplins

by mr skengmr skeng March 19, 2017

zepol

cream against giant zits

also Lopez backwards

and try now ZEPOL cream against belly-button-hair

belly-buttons have never been smoother!!

CREATORS OF "NIPOLOPOLIS"

TYMMY go to the market and get me some zepol

y should i

cuz my zits look bigger dan evr b4

i'll go right away

by VN! May 19, 2008

zepplins

Large breasts on a man. Esp. when mostly fat.

Her: Honey, you really need to start working out again.

Him: Hmm? Why is that. honey?

Her: Because your zepplins almost suffocated me last night while you were humping me.

Him: Get back under the stairs.

by rabidgranny December 24, 2009

Zeolite

The form of taking a crap and measuring its size using only your index finger.

"My crap is three fingers long!"

by Mysack January 24, 2005

Led Zepplin

A band that is, apparently, extremely overrated. I have never seen a group more idolised for no apparent reason than this one. In all honesty, not everyone listens to Rock. Therefore, the idea that they are the 'best band ever omg!!!11!!!!' is only a mere tactic for teenagers and young adults to look more cultured and cool.

Braindead Wannabe Musician: Dude, can you come here and tell me if I sound exactly like Page when I play this Led Zepplin guitar solo?

Actual Musician:....why would I care?

Braindead guy: Um, because I want to be just like the best musicians that ever existed?

Actual Musician:....you're an idiot.

by dannieisawesome October 20, 2009