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The girl next door, or rather diagonally opposite you. She wakes up after lunch and stays up till dawn watching asian dramas. she is most likely East Asian, thus, a strong supporter of media from her culture. She loves popcorn chicken, curry ramen, and the occasional Prata from habibis.

Due to her Chinese nature, she is good at table tennis, an exceptional mahjong player AND studying in the school of computing! Truly playing into the Model Minority stereotype! Of course, being her friend comes with stories of tiger parents!

She often goes back on her word, for example, "ze ning said shes staying in hall next semester, but she pulled out last minute! i cant believe it!" said her friend, whom was extremely betrayed.

Despite her towering physique, this 1.8m woman is afraid of a 2cm insect, often found squealing for help and exaggerating the size of the creepy crawlies in her room. Instead relying on her shorter friends to help her out as we are closer to the floor. On the topic of her size, her alcohol tolerance is surprisingly subpar for someone of her stature.

Likes:

- clean pants
- bringing laundry home
- tall people (especially men)
- chicken nuggets, processed food, ice lemon tea, oreos
- shouting at people
- being a karen.

- 11 22 33 44 55 66 77 88 99 1010 1111 1212 deals (but not Black Friday)
- harassing shopee staff

- CHARCOAL PILLS

dislikes:
- the smell of smoke
- being disrespected

- DH food
- keeping to her word.
jayyin: "zening time to wake up its 1pm"
ze ning: *groans*
vivian: "huh zening havent wake up yet? its 1! are you she actually woke up?"
by crystalb00bies369 November 22, 2021
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