Two-Handed Zamboni

Verb. A sex position where the female goes into a bridge position while the male enters her vaginally in a standing position. He may have to bend his knees slightly to achieve this and should support her lower back with both his hands

The name was first introduced on the sitcom How I Met Your Mother.

They did the two-handed zamboni last night

by sex canada May 17, 2009

Human Zamboni

In figure skating, a competitor who falls alot and ends up cleaning the ice with their butt.

Kristy Yamaguchi's routine was going great until she fell, and she started sliding around the ice like a Human Zamboni!

by dberto April 3, 2009

Zamboner

When you win a contest to ride on a Zamboni at a hockey game and get so excited by either the thrill or seeing hot girls skate around that you get an erection.

I was riding around on a Zamboni and saw the Blackhawks ice girls in their hot outfits and totally popped a zamboner.

by Boorilg November 5, 2010

Zamboni

a sexual act, Canadian in nature; 5 star difficulty due to preparation and follow through. Setting: iced pond with fresh snow. Preparation: obtain four standard sized cafeteria trays, cover with honey and place on top of ice surface. One must lore his woman/ man down to the ice outside and begin to have sexual intercourse in the doggie style position. As the woman/man begins to get in the doggie style position, be sure to have her/ him place their hands and knees on the cafeteria trays, and the honey will adhere the hands & knees to the trays. When the man has completed, he can push the woman/man away to the center of the ice, and as she/he attempts to keep their balance they begin to clean the snow from the ice. Grab your skates, stick and puck- play some hockey boys.

"Eh fellas, I'm going to take the woman down by the pond tonight and give her the ole' zamboni." "Take off, eh!" "Yeah ya hoser. I'm gonna do it, so be ready for a pick up game on clean ice fellas!

by FMA.memories.PSU October 15, 2010

zomboner

A boner that won't go away, no matter how many times you choke the chicken, slap the ham, catch the snake, or go for a ride on the Righty Express. A zombie boner, that won't die.

Dude, my zomboner won't go away.
DUDE, why do you have a boner?! 'Zomboner, man.'
Your zomboner is frustrating me.

by Nubcakes Smith January 10, 2009

zamboner ride

Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.

Hey baby, why don't you stop by the rink later on and I'll give you a Zamboner Ride.

by ElMonoDelMar August 29, 2007

table zamboni

When you have to suck the beer(or any drink) off the table because you spilled your own, or someone else's.

you knocked my beer over; zamboni that shit!

by Tyler V. March 16, 2005