Your mother

Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.

Mary: What is the heaviest thing in the universe?
Jeremy: Your mother

by BallSweat69 May 8, 2022

Your mother

Is a big PB&J wrong in your ass

Your mother

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022

Your mother.

Something polite you say when you dont know what too say

waiter: what would you like to eat?
you: hmmm, ill think about it. Your mother.

by material gworl xx January 19, 2022

Your Mother

The person that can't get enough of my cock

Your mother stroked my genetals last night

by Wanglechild December 13, 2020

your mother

a fucking gay bitch that force feeds you and never gives a shit on what u think of her. :)

your mother is such a fucking gay bitch listen..

"hey mo-"
mom: "i dont give a shit cmere. lemme go force feed the fuck out of your face"

by crybaby..ashh May 22, 2021

Your Mother

me

Zelda, aka me, is your mother.

by beepbeepzelda July 27, 2022

Your mother.

Your mother.

Guy1: Your mother was fun in bed last night
Guy2: What?
Guy1: What?
Santa Claus: What?
Satan: What?
God: What?
Your mother.: What?
Everyone else: What?

by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022