Your mother

Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.

Mary: What is the heaviest thing in the universe?
Jeremy: Your mother

by BallSweat69 May 8, 2022

Your Mother

me

Zelda, aka me, is your mother.

by beepbeepzelda July 27, 2022

Your mother

Is a big PB&J wrong in your ass

Your mother

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022

Your mother

She's fat and dumb

Your mother's so fat, when she gets on an elevator, she has no choice but to go down!

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

Your mother

what i fucked last night

I fucked your mother

by wtf?!?!?! July 17, 2003

your mother

kind of like "yo momma", but more intellectual.

kid from da hood: "YO MOMMA SO FAT....!!!"
reply from nerdy kid trying to fit in: "your mother..."

by PamBam June 14, 2006

your mother

Your Mother is the meaningless and effortless insult for the 'classy' kind of person
'Your Mother' can be used rather than using such low-browed expressions as 'ya mum' or 'yo momma'

person 1: hahaha OWNED! i slash on your face! woo hoo golden shower! lol!
person 2: ya mum
person 1: no, your mother

by AngryLiam March 15, 2005