I love you like an emo loves tight pants 

its comparing how much you love them. as "emo" ppl typically wear tight pants, you typically love tht type of person those who see u2 together understand ur relationship cuz of how well the 2 of u fit together

Tristan >I love you like an emo loves tight pants!<
Marci >Awe! I love you too!<
*kisses*

I love you like an emo loves tight pants by MikiiRenee December 9, 2010

Whatever Vibrates you to an Orgasm

In the old days there was an expression: whatever tickles your fancy - which meant whatever you want to do. Nowadays when people are more sexually overt, whatever tickles your pickle means whatever sexually stimulates you. You can use your own imagination as to the reference intended with each of the words.

This time we're taking it to a more straight-forward method with "whatever vibrates you to an Orgasm"usually heard it in a sarcastic tone

Girl: I got my license guess who will be driving soon?
Guy: Haha, I would never get in the car with you
Girl: Why?! Im a good driver
Guy: Yeah, whatever vibrates you to an orgasm

Whatever Vibrates you to an Orgasm by Jetlagged Jordanian May 26, 2011

You have an ahem in your wooting 

You have a happiness in your genitalia
* you have an ahem in your wooting*

You have an enjoyment in your penile area LOL At the person
* you have an ahem in your wooting*
you enjoy penises
you have fun with ahems
you like to enjoy some ones private area

You have an ahem in your wooting by Elliexxxxxxxxxxxx September 29, 2006

treat you as an equal 

to treat them normal and with respect

Richard, I will treat you as an equal from now on...

treat you as an equal by L Harvey0swaId November 29, 2007

You are an issue 

You are an issue is an insult that was created in the practices of the musical 13. Kendra and Charlotte battled it out with insults and then Charlotte threw out you are an issue and won the arguement.

“ well thats stupid” - kendra
“well you are an issue” -Charlotte

You are an issue by char.char.13musical July 15, 2019

you have an anime 

Is a catchphrase that is used for ad hominem just because the other person somewhat has relation to anime either because their avatar and/or nickname is/are from an anime.

random guy with an anime avatar: "even my pc can't run cyberpunk 2077 for some reason. damn cdpr screwed up this time
ad hominem guy: "just because you have an anime doesn't make you special."

you have an anime by biwaly December 15, 2020

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something

otherwise known as bad ascii art

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something... and if you don't forward it to 5 friends, you'll have bad luck

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something by big2na June 15, 2011