Nerd Yoga

n. The bizarre contortions that are performed by tech support people to get at hard-to-reach equipment. Often practitioners surprise observers because they appear otherwise incapable or averse to any physically strenuous activity.

User #1: Did you get your mouse working again?
User #2: Turns out it was just unplugged. The IT guy came up and did a little Nerd Yoga to get it back in.
User #1: That guy can really bend himself into weird shapes.
User #2 True dat.

by ctrlU March 29, 2010

Yorge

A mispronunciation of the name George.

Mother in Law: hey Yorge, goo morning

George: good morning (grunt)

by aboomabu January 13, 2011

Yoga pants

Quite possibly the best invention ever.

Yoga pants make women even hotter.

by Th\\\thebic January 31, 2019

Kensington yoga

When a junkie is on the train or bus or sitting or standing anywhere in general and are so high off the shits they never fall when they are dipping out from the high putting them in a deep concentration of Kensington yoga

Yo bro look at that junk box doing Kensington yoga on the mail box those fuckers never fall

by The boy who knows all June 29, 2016

Yoga Pants

sexy for even the flattest girls until boys think its too much material and you're exposed

BOY: send a pic of your ass 🤤🤤
GIRL: *takes a photo of booty in yoga pants*

BOY: Nice booty but I dont like the pants... they cover too much...
GIRL: *EXPOSED*

by daddydaddyshowmesomelove October 24, 2018

yogatude

holier-than-thou attitude seen in serious yoga students who are more flexible and vaguely spiritual than everyone else. Includes a disdain for meat, leather, and inexpensive sweat pants or yoga mats.

That guy with the dreds and lotus tattoo was giving me major yogatude after seeing my downward dog.

by Havveleh August 19, 2007

Yoga-donk

The cross between a yoga-butt and a donk. A rare type of ass mostly found on ethnic girls who are in very good shape. Asses that are slightly smaller than a donk but still larger than a yoga butt are sometimes called a junior yoga-donk.

Examples: Beyonce (young), Kim Kardashian, Eva Mendez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Jennifer Lopez (young) have yoga-donks.

by UrbanGodKing November 14, 2011