Yoga Pants

Pants that make anyone look like they have an ass.

"Damn when did Jillian get an ass".
"She doesn't, its just the yoga pants".

by Effing Dbag October 4, 2010

yoga drunk

The blissful, detached state on mind a person temporarily experiences after a good yoga practice, particularly a challenging one. Symptoms include smiling, walking slowly, and forgetting where you parked.

Wow, I'm so yoga drunk after that class, that I left my water bottle in the bathroom, and I can't find my shoes!

by Finger Lakes Yoga Festival June 23, 2011

Yoanna

people usually associate her with Americas next top model. Model type, pretty, tall and funny. She enjoys saving people at the beach and tripping into strangers.

Man 1: Look, there goes America's next top model!

Tom: No, that's Yoanna. She is fine, and she is mine.

by Cuteepie100 May 18, 2011

Yoandra

A beautiful and random person, but random in a good way. She is oober funny and everybody loves her. She is an amazing friend, someone you can always count on. Anybody who doesn't like her is just insanely jealous. Also, she has GREAT taste in music!

Man, Yoandra is oober cool.

by rottenbigsis February 3, 2010

Yoana

Yoana is very creative, beautiful and happy person who also got her dark side. She is really into art, makeup, tennis and working out. Her goal is to has the perfect body, to inspaire people, to make her dreams come true and of course - to find a true love. ❤ She likes tall guys with a cute smile and beautifull eyes. For her the most important things in life are : family, love, happines and friends.
If you meet her one day just remember - there is no one else like her. If someone who she really loved leave her, than you know that YOU lost the game. If she comes back it means she really loves you. If she don't - you just do not deserve it.

Yoana, do 15 push ups, 3 sets .
Okay, no problem.

by Yoci P. January 8, 2018

Yoga Pants

That thing white girls use to make their ass bigger.

claim to be "comfortable" by millions of girls
Rarely, RARELY used for yoga

Sometimes see-through (lululemon)

GIRLS: "I wear Yoga Pants all the time They're sooooooooo comfortable!!!!!"
REALITY: "I'm a girl and even though I never worked out in my entire fucking life, I wear yoga pants to show off my ass to horny men and complain when 500 guys stare at me. being an attention whore is sooooo funnnn"

by Cluero May 26, 2015

yoga pants

a push-up bra but for your butt

Guy 1: "Dude look at dat booty"
Guy 2: "Nah man it's just da yoga pants"

by Johanna Barret February 8, 2014