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Kick a 4 year old day

Kick a 4 year old day is a day where you kick a 4 year old on December 16. On this day anyone gets to right to kick a 4 year old and with any strength.
Tim: Hey Joe! How many kids did you kick on kick a 4 year old day?
Joe: Roughly 16
by TheToastedToast December 15, 2022
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10,000 Year Old Dick

An Ancient Chinese Trick: You burry your penis in the ground for three years, then you let a dumb whore suck on it.
John: How Was That Asian Hooker Last Night?
Bob: It was great I gave her my 10,000 Year Old Dick!
by Revort August 10, 2008
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THE YEAR WE DO NOT SPEAK OF

*whispered*
two-thousand-sixteen

2016
"Remember when we went to DC?"
"Shhh, we do not speak of that year."
"What year?"
"THE YEAR WE DO NOT SPEAK OF."
by bl33d3r December 21, 2016
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15 year old dating a 12 year old

A stupid fucking dick head this person most likely male treats u bad and takes advantage of u if ur this 12 year old leav him it’s not worth it
Wow ur a 15 year old dating a 12 year old that’s disgusting
by Dbbsjskssjdh November 29, 2022
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33 Year Old Dwarf

You say 33 year old dwarf in conversation to describe something shocking, unexpected or surprising (something that you did not see coming - see example 1). It could also be used to describe an unexpected development.

Taken from the rather unexpected plot twist in the film 'Orphan'.
1.) "Abbey came out as gay at Michelle's party, that was a 33 year old dwarf.

"Really? I always suspected she might be.

2.) "Tom admitted that he once did a porn film."

"But he's so shy."

"I know it was such a 33 year old dwarf."

3.) "Oh, that's a 33 year old dwarf, I followed those directions; the store should be here on the right.
by emilymarch1992 September 24, 2011
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new year's day

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 1, 2004
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new year's day

Drunk & hungover, at daylite you realise you stayed up too late Your toungue tastes like rats walked on it. Even if you have a job, you've got 1 day to get some rest before your next holiday off - Memorial Day. Your friends text/ring your cell but it clangs like last nights pots & pans. You absolutely do not want runny eggs for breakfast with this stranger you slept with, whose name you can't remember, who snuggles up to your sticky body. You wince at all the promises of love forever you made just to have sex. Here's your resolution - you resolve to slip out of bed as quietly as you can so you can get out the door and puke. You'll stop drinking/drugging one day, but that day's not today, is it?
New Year's Day, hangover, alcoholism, resolution, guilt
by svetlanunobtainable January 2, 2012
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