YAFF

A widely used internet acronym which stands for, "You're a Fucking Faggot."

Friend: It looks like a beautiful day to fly kites!
You: ...YAFF

by AD__MVP March 7, 2010

yarf nugget

1. A piece of food that is yarfed up (vomited up violently and vocally) and still discernible in its identity.

2. A perfectly reasonable substitute for "asshole" or "wuss."

1. "Y'know... that yarf nugget kind of looks like my chicken satay. For the last time, stop stealing my food outta the fridge!"

2. "Quit being a fuckin' yarf nugget and get me the sledgehammer. Did you want cow for dinner or what?"

by Abdallah Price August 28, 2010

Yaff

Degenerate form of the word yiff, used to denote a form of roleplaying sexual encounters. While yiff is used to denote general cybersex, Yaff is used to denote more freakish and/or pathetic attempts at textfucking, including bizarre and horrifying fetishes, poor grammar and spelling, and a total lack of attempt to formulate a coherent scene or storyline with the other participant(s).

Oh my god, I was chatting with this guy I met last night and he just wanted to yaff.

How bad?

Total disaster, it looked like a typewriter exploded while writing a horrible fetish porn novel.

by ferin August 14, 2009

Yaffle

Yaffle: Spaeaking loudly to foreigners as if it somehow makes you easier to understand.

A foreign person come up to you pointing at a map and saying the name of the place in a foreign accent and you start shouting directions at them. Yaffle

by jphw March 24, 2009

YAFF

An acronym that stands for "You're a fucking faggot".

"Hey, did you watch the Ice Dancing team today? I think Canada's gonna win gold."
"...Dude, YAFF."

by DDJ's BFF March 7, 2010

yaffe

a turd

Is that a Baby Ruth in the pool? No, its a yaffe.

by billyboyhorton October 23, 2014

Yaffle

to give oral sex to a male (a good cock suck)

to yaffle the yougart cannon

by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 5, 2003