the theory that states that yamakas are a major cause of balding in the jewish community.
1-yamakas are worn around the top of the head
2-many balding jews go bald around the yamaka area
theory-yamakas block the sun's nutrients to the head, thus causing baldness
1-yamakas are worn around the top of the head
2-many balding jews go bald around the yamaka area
theory-yamakas block the sun's nutrients to the head, thus causing baldness
guy1- oh look that guy is wearing a yamaka
guy2- i bet hes going bald
guy1- yamaka theory?
guy2- yea
guy2- i bet hes going bald
guy1- yamaka theory?
guy2- yea
by handsomevirgil January 16, 2010
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Usually a Hispanic girl who is very rebellious and strong and very independent she has a kind heart but at times can be very mean at most times girls named yamarize are very bold and will stand up for her friends they are go getters and are very hard to please and date. it takes a couple tries this girl is beautiful but also very insecure so she likes to be reminded and that she is a beautiful person inside and out
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by Ramonson April 19, 2019
Get the Yamarize mug.When you cum on the back of your sex partners’ head and tear out a handful of your own pubic fuzzies and slap them on the adhesive seed to form a hairy yamaka.
by placenta247 March 27, 2022
Get the Hairy Yamaka mug.A cowboy hat that is too small for the head. It sits on the back of the head usually where a Yamaka, or Yarmulke, is traditionally worn. It can be worn by Jewish Cowboys, but the chance of seeing one with a Western Yamaka, is a rare delicacy.
Cole: Yo! Look at that scrub with that tiny ass cowboy hat! He looks like a bitch.
Frank: Are you kidding me? He is the shit! He's wearing a Western Yamaka!
Frank: Are you kidding me? He is the shit! He's wearing a Western Yamaka!
by b-russell40 December 3, 2009
Get the Western Yamaka mug.Also known as Septilactic-Conjuntive Turburculosis,or Torquemada's disease,the Yamakah Condition is a disorder in male pattern baldness that causes a eliptical area of hairlessness. It was a common disease during the Spanish Inquisition and has become spreading epidemic in modern day Myanmar. Although there is no known cure for this disease, scientist researching this unexplained disorder have discovered that it is most likely a mutated version of the Ebola virus.
Guy 1: Dude! Check out Emilios hair today, what up with that?
Guy 2: Actually, Emilio was recently diagnosed with Yamahkah hair, you will notice that the circular pattern on his hair will gradually grow until eventually engulfing his entire head.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: Actually, Emilio was recently diagnosed with Yamahkah hair, you will notice that the circular pattern on his hair will gradually grow until eventually engulfing his entire head.
Guy 1: Oh.
by Mike B May 26, 2005
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