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the theory that states that yamakas are a major cause of balding in the jewish community.

1-yamakas are worn around the top of the head
2-many balding jews go bald around the yamaka area

theory-yamakas block the sun's nutrients to the head, thus causing baldness
guy1- oh look that guy is wearing a yamaka
guy2- i bet hes going bald
guy1- yamaka theory?
guy2- yea
by handsomevirgil January 16, 2010
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