ya mum 

a way of paying out someone and their mother. good phrase if you have a bad vocab.

Augustus: What are you doing up so late brother?
Bartholumew: Ya mum.

ya mum by Maddizzle May 26, 2004

Ya mum 

The answer to everything in the whole wide world!

Person 1: You're blocked!
Person 2: Ya mums blocked!

Person 1: What you doing?
Person 2: Ya mum!

Person 1: Where's Tom?
Person 2: Where's ya mum?

Ya mum by BaybeeMegziieee--x January 9, 2008

ya mum 

1.) The universal comeback that cool people use.
2.) What I did last night.
3.) Popular schoolyard taunt.

Loser: "You SUCK!!"
You: "Ya mum sucks."
Loser: "That was uncalled for."
You: "Ya mum was uncalled for, but she still came... last night!
Loser: *shot down, butthurt.*
You: *Awesomeness.*

ya mum by PerfectPudding December 31, 2007

Ya MUM 

Usually used as a comeback when you have nothing else

When you ask ya mumma whats for dinner she opens her legs and says TUNA SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!

Ya MUM by RAnnaR April 13, 2006

Ya Mum 

An insult when someone is annoyin u

dont av a cow YA MUM already had one

Ya Mum by jennifer robinson December 5, 2003

Ya mum 

The answer to every question, and many a witty joke can be made with this!

Person: What are you doing?

Person2: Ya mum

Person: That joke's so old and boring

Person 2: So's ya mum!

Ya mum by Hev15394 March 20, 2008

Ya Mum 

when you want to come up with a good comeback but doesn't have time to make one

Shut up ill do ya mum

Ya Mum by WHATS UP FUCKERS March 1, 2019