i want you here and now

Means I want to have sex with you right here and right now, no time to do anything else.

Girl: I want you here and now.
Guy: This exact moment?! OK

by JerLoser April 29, 2006

How you sound right now

Slang term for "Are you crazy" and/or "Are you serious?"
Something to say when someone says something you think is ridiculous.

Robb: I'm not stupid..
Kenneth: Yo how you sound right now?

by HaiSbravo February 26, 2010

How You Like Me Now

How You Like Me Now.

This is fast becoming a ‘well known’ phrase used by impressionable young men throughout England, particularly Leicester.

It is used to show you have gone one better than a friend / or when you have done something that requires recognition from you peers

(jim) "Hey Andre.. I just nailed your missus!"
(andre)"You what!!!"
(jim) "and she said i was better than you..HOW YOU LIKE NOW!"

or in its second form

(andre) "everyone.. I'm finishing early on friday to go down the boozer.... HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!

by Jim Wells July 30, 2006

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by Your Damn Mother October 28, 2019

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What urban dictionary tells me to write

Urban Dictionary: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now’s your chance to add your own!
Me:ok I’ll write that

by Partykiller June 18, 2018

Can you hear me now?

No, no I can't.

Guy 1: Can you hear me now?
Guy 2: No, no I can't.

by Disturbed_dream January 4, 2009

are you serious right now bro

A phrase common used by sustainable individuals with a healthy, wealthy life.

Friend: Bro my dog died
You: Are you serious right now bro

by CautEpic September 14, 2022