staten island write up

When instead of being "written up" for poor job performance etc. You are taken out behind the building and summarily beaten up.

If you don't that mess cleaned up in a hurry I'm going to give you a Staten Island write up.

by slipsheet February 6, 2005

Writer's Boner

n.
A certain state of being for a writer where he/she suddenly has an incredible urge and inspiration to write and write and write some more, most of the time, not even knowing where his/her ideas are coming from.

n.
contrary to a Writer's Block.

n.
also applicable to artists (artist's boner) where hundreds of images for things they'd like to draw suddenly appear in their minds. As a result, you can see a person with an artist's boner scribbling and doodling pages upon pages in their sketchbook/notebook/etc., as if in a trance.

Guy1: I woke up this morning with the weirdest urge to write my ass off... :|

Guy2: it's called a writer's boner. it's writer's block--reversed. hah!

Guy1: that's like... so fucking ironic and true... but it's the perfect way to describe it! It's like everything fucking... makes sense!

by thecrazydragon March 13, 2011

Writergasm

An ecstasy experienced when your writing is going particularly well (a scene comes out exactly as you pictured it in your head; you're in the shower and you suddenly get unstuck on a story; your writing is so good and flows so easily it's like the muse has your hand; your writer's block ends; etc).

I totally had a writergasm yesterday: a scene came to me and I was able to write it word for word exactly as it was in my head.

by mordredlefay April 11, 2011

Writenanence

To make reparation of the mind by releasing it in some form of creative writing.

Jenal has a writenanence hungry that always comes out near years end to repair from the current years mistakes!

by J.Unleashed91 November 28, 2011

write raw

To write from your gut, without a filter or apology. To write exactly what comes to mind without editing. To simply put it on the page.

Kurt Vonnegut embodied the phrase write raw. His words were as unfiltered as his Pall Mall's.

by Rebecca Write April 2, 2014

Writer's Cock

when you can't finish a paper because you're too busy doing porn on the internet.

"dude, did you finish that essay last night?"
"nah buh, i had such bad writer's cock. i didn't do shit."

by BenJamin' Pennell February 22, 2009

to write love on her arms

an amazing nonprofit organization that helps those dealing with depression,addiction,suicide,and self injury. its a wonderful cause that can potentially save lives

to write love on her arms, the story, ...Renee is 19. When I meet her, cocaine is fresh in her system. She hasn't slept in 36 hours and she won't for another 24. It is a familiar blur of coke, pot, pills and alcohol. She has agreed to meet us, to listen and to let us pray. We ask Renee to come with us, to leave this broken night. She says she'll go to rehab tomorrow, but she isn't ready now. It is too great a change. We pray and say goodbye and it is hard to leave without her.

She has known such great pain; haunted dreams as a child, the near-constant presence of evil ever since. She has felt the touch of awful naked men, battled depression and addiction, and attempted suicide. Her arms remember razor blades, fifty scars that speak of self-inflicted wounds. Six hours after I meet her, she is feeling trapped, two groups of "friends" offering opposite ideas. Everyone is asleep. The sun is rising. She drinks long from a bottle of liquor, takes a razor blade from the table and locks herself in the bathroom. She cuts herself, using the blade to write "FUCK UP" large across her left forearm...

by google face August 15, 2007