wrestling

A sport in which people in it think its the hardest thing ever, until they have done other sports and then they realize that it really isnt harder or cooler than most other sports.

I thought wrestling was hard, but then swam across the ocean and it really isnt that hard anymore.

by w00000000000t December 28, 2005

wrestling

complete shit sport. avoid in high school, its boring and not fun at all. play basketball, football, anything else instead, it's a lot funner. team sports rule, individual sports suck (except track & field, thats cool).

In the words of one of the football players: "Wrestling is shit, football is the shit!"

by defensive lineman July 19, 2005

wrestling

A form of sports entertainment in which scrawny, muscular, and woman engage in high risk stunts. Wrestlers can compete wearing spandex, street clothes or lingere (only the women do that). It provides entertainment for somewhat blood-thirsty neanderthals and those who view all of the angles, heel and face turns from a psycological standpoint. It also provides entertainment for great fans of comedey when they pull stunts such as spraying a giant with "sewage" and putting various items into a wood chipper.
And besides all of you hormonal members of the male gender like to see the divas with the huge fake tits manhandle each other.

"Jaime baby, your log is not big enough to put in the wood chipper (Jaime then looks down at crotch and yells "it is big") but I can definantly put a certain fur coat in."

by Nefret Salzberg (wrestling mark extrodanare) March 1, 2005

wrestling

Its another for of entertainment. It is oftimes dismissed as fake and gay...by those who dont watch the show, just the little specials about how it is fake. Fake or not, it is a great form of entertainment in which men and women with brilliant athletic abilities and amazing drive and it is bullshit to say that they dont get hurt. Obviously, some of the stunts are false, especially the hammer hits and strikes, HOWEVER, it is quite hard to fake a polish hammer to the nose of big boot the head. As well, it gives great pointer on how to inflict some serious pain on anyone who you see fit.
~and yes, I do take pleasure in the pain of my enemies~

as a side note, for all of you homophobes and wrestling bashers, fight one of em, and see how easily you get snapped in half.
~yo, dog, i put that nigga in an ankle lock
~oh shnap, what happened?
~i popped that niggas foot off, that shit popped
~Damn, nigga, where'd you learn that shit?
~Smackdown, Kurt Angle did that shit.
~I thought that shit was fake
~Hell yeah, but shit, you learn how to do some REAL mean shit.
~So when's your court hearing
~Tuesday

by Shanjay March 23, 2005

wrestling

A type of sports entertainment which has superstars risking their lives day in and day out for the enjoyment of the fans.

"I cannot stand when people make ignorant and disrespectful comments about our business and the performers within it. I think it’s ludicrous to question the incredible athleticism of any of the WWE Superstars. We’ve labeled what we do as entertainment, but you must be a real dumbass if you think wrestlers don’t get hurt getting slammed around on a wooden and steal ring over 200 days a year. I think we’re the toughest athletes out there because we never have an off season. We’re non-stop. We’re year-round."

by Godzilla ratus June 7, 2004

wrestling

the act in when 2 guys rub each other homosexually on the ground its practically dry sex

guy 1: yo bro meet u at the mats latr and do some wrestling ;?

guy 2: yeea babe =*

by realsoocer July 13, 2011

wrestling

A sport created by several founding homosexuals. Wrestlers wear tight, silky singlets so that they can display their minuscule packages to other wrestlers as a means to publicly be gay while still being accepted as straight douchebags.

Dude! Let's go to the wrestling match tonight! I'm in the mood to watch some guy-on-guy action!

by C-Tar June 12, 2011