A Nanaimo Wrestler is the act of body slamming a cousin onto your rock solid peter repeatedly until their butthole taps out either from the pain or the pleasure from your throbbingmeat whistle
I knew I had taken a risk in bringing him to this most somber of events due to his lifelong World WrestlingSyndrome but I never imagined that he would attempt to wrestle our beloved, 94-year-old Queen.