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Ho Wrangler

person (usually female) who is in charge of strippers in the back of the house. Duties include make up work, preventing or breaking up fights, taint painting, drug control, wake-up calls, and general psychotherapy duties.
Tiffinuck is the best Ho Wrangler to ever work at Scores. She can wrangle 30 hos a night without blinkin'! She can paint a taint and break up a fight and calm down a hysterical ho at the same time!
by beetnuts December 29, 2008
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Tard Wrangler

A non retard who (tries to) keeps retards in check. Characterised by their tight jeans.
Thankfully the 'tards have a Tard Wrangler to clear up their mess....
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 23, 2004
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Jeep Wrangler

A vehicle that was first designed in World War II(1941-1945) by Willy's for use in combat and troop transport. It's short-wheel base, light weight, and 4-wheel drive made it the perfect off-road vehicle. In 1944 Willy's designed a Civilian version, known as the CJ(Civilian Jeep). They were produced form 1944-1986. In 1987 the vehicle was changed to be known as the Jeep Wrangler, and has been ever since. For your money, there is probably no-better vehicle available to the general public that is more capable right out of the box than a Jeep Wrangler. It's not fancy, with heated seats, and excess bullshit electronics(Land Rovers). It looks rugged and raw, unlike pussy Lexus and BMW X-5's. After all, why would you want an SUV for luxury? I mean, the Wrangler came from a design for use in combat. Need I say more?
Bill: "Hey, Jim so that Honda Pilot looks pretty bad-ass huh?"

Jim:"Hell, no!" "I'm gettin' that Jeep Wrangler Rubicon." "It could run over the top of that rice burnin' piece of shit!"
by kanas sucks March 27, 2010
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semen wrangler

one who harvests semen from male animals for the purpose for artificially inseminating several females
1: Hey, what do you do for a living?
2: I am a semen wrangler.
1: A what!?!
2: I jerk-off turkeys on the farm.
1: FREAK!
by Give 'er again December 20, 2008
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whore wrangler

a young lad who pulls a lot of ass in the burgeoning local community of whores
Derrick you are such a "whore wrangler"
by the whore wrangler July 7, 2009
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Wrinkle Wrangler

A variation of the phrase Chubby Chaser, aka a person who is sexually attracted to overweight people. A Wrinkle Wrangler however is a person who is sexually attracted to the elderly.
Guy1: Look at that ass!!!! Guy2: Dude, she's like 70!!! Guy1:..Rawr. *Guy2 leaving*: Fucking creepy ass Wrinkle Wrangler...
by Xero _ Manifest May 19, 2011
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rump wrangler

1) Someone who wrangles rump, much like cowboys used to wrangle cattle and other animals. (see also ass spelunker)
1 - Holy shit that guy's ass looks hot!
2 - Jesus, Man, do you have to be such a flaming rump wrangler?
1 - Basically, yes.
by Ragefist November 17, 2002
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