wetties

the term commonly used to describe south african beers called Black Labels

Rich: Forbes, why didn't you call me to come have a few million wetties with you last night.

Or

Wetties are never a worry

by Skster October 25, 2009

wotter

A hybrid mix between a female human and a sea otter.

Holy crap! AJ's mom is such a wotter!

by and1streetballer March 10, 2008

wooties

a fictional type of cereal, loosly based on wheaties except they taste good, have lots of sugar and are endorsed by people you've never heard of

wooties are a part of a balanced breakfast

by Donniey October 28, 2004

wonties

Alternative spelling of oneties, the decade between 2010 and 2019. Before this decade you have the noughties, and afterwards the twenties, so the decade in-between had to be given a suitable name.

Man 1: In the wonties, we want world peace, a great global economy and better shows on the TV.

Man 2: You want a lot, don't you?

by Little Computer Nerd December 8, 2009

Wottle

A water bottle

Those bottles work really well as wottles

by SquirrelMrrm October 4, 2010

wottle flottle

A polite way of saying "what the fuck"

Said in a typically posh English accent whilst flapping hands

P1: omg look at this weird photo
P2: WOTTLE FLOTTLE!! *Flaps hands repeatedly*

by Jakedorian July 19, 2016

Wittie Bitter

A person that demonstrates ingenuity, cleverness and innovation acting in a bitterful/prideful manner.

A poor example;

FuzzyLogic: "I just created the greatest program in the world, and as we all know it is disappointedly called the Six Degrees of Hikaru."

His friends: "Wittie Bitter."

by #Secret Admirer April 10, 2022