Wormhole

to suck hard, to sip fastly, to drink fast or hard

"That girl wormholed my penis, great night"

"Nigga, hurry up and wormhole that 40"

"Man, why you wormholing my soda!"

by II Haze September 25, 2009

wordphobic

you have so much hate for words that you replace every word you hate for a word you like so no one understands you.

original sentance: hi bud pancakes are so yummy
wordphobic sentence: hi (green) pancakes are so (swag)

by bsoosb November 27, 2020

wormhole

Gate travel via wormhole is one way. A person cannot go through the gate, leave it open, and then step back through it. The gate has to be stopped and then restarted from the opposite planet in order to travel back to the other end. The only thing thing that can travel two ways through the gate are radio waves (which the MALP transmits back to Earth).

The wormhole automatically shuts down after 38 minutes

by Apophis November 28, 2004

Wormholing

When a man pee's unto another's men's urethra with no gap in between.

Did you see Junior do the good ol' wormholing to Jeremy the other night.

by Javitotal90 November 1, 2018

Porn Wormhole

To watch porn videos in a rapid manner until reaching climax. Traveling through the time and space of porn and all it has to offer. Each video is watched for 1 minute until clicking a related video.

I'm going to be late man, I got caught in the porn wormhole for a couple hours.

by Grumblerton September 9, 2015

wormhole

A theoretical sexual maneuver based on the scientific application of the wormhole. One’s fist is inserted into either the anus or vagina of another and is pushed deeper and deeper until the hand comes out of the mouth. The fisting of the urethra is also acceptable. A lot easier on dead people.

John wormholed Sally.

by Chris Jones February 1, 2005

Turkish Wormhole

When one has held in a fart for a prolonged period of time and the flatulence is at the point of release, so to avoid social indecency one clenches their sphincter and sucks the fart back up into their colon

After we went out to eat Indian food, I was watching this movie with my slampiece and she was rubben' my junk. But the whole time I was holding in a fart so I pulled a Turkish Wormhole so that my wicked curry smelling shit wouldn't cockblock me.

by plyd011 November 11, 2011