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whorkistute

a whore, cunt, slut, and prostitute
The girl in math class is a whorkistute.
by Timmy-a-licious October 30, 2007
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Workstyle

being the opposite of lifestyle, workstyle is what workaholics have instead of a life outside work.

It's meant as a derogatory term, which describes the consistent manners and actions of any sad individual who lives to work.
Gary has a lonely workstyle. Mary has a full and rewarding workstyle. (the latter example is, of course, an oxymoron)
by Ralph King September 8, 2009
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Workstation Vacation

This is what occurs when your overbearing, micro-managing boss is not in the office for the day and you finally have a chance to relax and enjoy your day and co-workers. Usually, little or no actual work is accomplished during this time, so you are on a kind of vacation even though you are at work.
Jim, why is everyone smiling and laughing over here today? What happened?

Nothing. We're all just on a workstation vacation because Janet is out for the day at a conference.
by c2herr April 7, 2011
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Workitus

An incurable disease. Symptoms occur anywhere from 1-3 days a year. It’s incurable but not too debilitating. It has an onset of irritability, weariness and homicidal thoughts. It’s usually mild enough to work through but if it comes close to reaching the homicidal stage you need to take a day to just do nothing and relax. Of course, It’s best to catch it before it reaches that stage but it typically only stays at the thought process and not the actual performing of the homicide. Although, for some reason that scientists haven’t figured out why yet, if you suffer from workitus and have a job at the post office, let’s just say you should change your career.
I have to take a suck day due to workitus
by leaf337 December 3, 2019
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Wordist

Someone who makes up new words to romanticize concept that have negative connotations.
"BBW" omg, they invent words for anything these wordists.
by Stephlermeister December 20, 2020
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Workstipation

When you have to poop at work but there is a huge gap in the stall so all your co-workers can see you and you get very constipated wishing you were still working from home.
Three weeks back at the office after covid, have to go number 2, and no way I'm pooping next to my co-workers who recognize my shoes, so yeah, I have Workstipation.
by PickleBadger April 13, 2022
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workitmama

omg her pussy is working in mama, workitmama
by mattykisokay May 6, 2022
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