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wrestle with jimmy

I'm gonna go home and wrestle with jimmy.
by me March 11, 2004
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wrestling

What men do during boy's basketball season.
After wrestling, everything else in life is easy.
by theSTUFF January 22, 2009
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worst day ever syndrome

Spiraling depression. A condition in which a person feels that each day they live is worse than the preceding day. Most generally, this phrase applies to individuals whose personal lives are merely stagnant, rather than actually becoming worse by the day, as might be the case for a starving refugee or a cancer patient.
"Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up. "
Office Space, 1999

People who exhibit symptoms of worst day ever syndrome are urged to immediately seek professional help -- or to acquire a social life, whichever seems more feasible.
by Alfred F. May 6, 2008
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Gorilla Wrestler

A white chick that prefers the company of black men.
Katrina said you're not her type.

What she means to say is I'm not the right color. She's a gorilla wrestler. She likes that dark meat son.

Understood, and thanks for the warning.
by shortsharpshock November 7, 2013
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nanaimo wrestler

A Nanaimo Wrestler is the act of body slamming a cousin onto your rock solid peter repeatedly until their butthole taps out either from the pain or the pleasure from your throbbing meat whistle
"Hey Jim, what's happening?"

"Not much, my poop chute is still recovering from that Nanaimo Wrestler last night!"

"Right on!"
by dancingmustaches October 15, 2018
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the worst youtuber on earth

Person one: Hey who’s the worst youtuber on earth.
Everyone in fucking existence: Morgz
by Itsyourpieceofshit April 14, 2020
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World Wrestling Syndrome

A psychological disorder that causes the sufferer to be unable to control the sudden impulse to wrestle even perfect strangers anytime and anywhere.
I knew I had taken a risk in bringing him to this most somber of events due to his lifelong World Wrestling Syndrome but I never imagined that he would attempt to wrestle our beloved, 94-year-old Queen.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020
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