by j May 28, 2004
Get the wooder ice mug.A "Wood-Tic" is defined as a low-value, white-trash American. It's natural habitat is rural areas of the northern United States. Particularly Michigan, Wisconsin, and Minnesota.
The "Wood-Tic" shares many characteristics with its southern cousins, the Hillbilly and the Redneck. All are typically perceived to be crass, uneducated, unsophisticated, racist, and often dirty (especially the kids).
They enjoy backwoods campfires, belly-flop competitions, mudpits, backroading, crash-up-derby, cat fishing, polar ice challenges and watching "Cage Fights."
The "Wood-Tic" shares many characteristics with its southern cousins, the Hillbilly and the Redneck. All are typically perceived to be crass, uneducated, unsophisticated, racist, and often dirty (especially the kids).
They enjoy backwoods campfires, belly-flop competitions, mudpits, backroading, crash-up-derby, cat fishing, polar ice challenges and watching "Cage Fights."
"Drunk Wood-Tics in the cheap seats, stomped their feet and hooted at the Crash-up-Derby last night."
"How come all them girls is toothless, fat, and surrounded by filthy, little kids? Oh, those are Wood-Tic wives!"
"The Wood-Tics are really good at catching the greased pigs at the county fair"
"My cousin Josh is the Wood-Tic cage-fighten champion. Three years in a row now... His signature move is the patented "Wood-Tic guillotine!"
"How come all them girls is toothless, fat, and surrounded by filthy, little kids? Oh, those are Wood-Tic wives!"
"The Wood-Tics are really good at catching the greased pigs at the county fair"
"My cousin Josh is the Wood-Tic cage-fighten champion. Three years in a row now... His signature move is the patented "Wood-Tic guillotine!"
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