The women gets a mouth-full of sunflower seeds and proceeds to give head to the male. Very painful in both parties
I got drunk last night at the bar and took home this crazy chick into S&M. I woke up to a massively cut dick cause she gave me the woodchipper when i passed out.
by Nerul July 2, 2008
Get the Woodchippermug. by A Solitary Chapman November 21, 2019
Get the Woodchippermug. Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth
"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
by Worstgirlfailever March 22, 2024
Get the German woodchippermug. When tossing a chomo into a woodchipper, make sure you put them in feet first, so they suffer longer.
by Mycrofft February 2, 2025
Get the Woodchippermug.