Woodchipper

Someone who gives a very toothy blow job and takes out chunks of skin with their teeth

Man that girl is a woodchipper...after she blew me I was raw and couldn’t jack off for 3 days

by Badgertexas December 26, 2020

Woodchipper

The only proven 100% effective cure for pedophilia.

When tossing a chomo into a woodchipper, make sure you put them in feet first, so they suffer longer.

by Mycrofft February 03, 2025

Woodchipper

A girl with crooked or messed up teeth, who would cut up a guys dick if she blew him.

Steve: Did she blow you last night man?
Dave: Nah bro, that girls a total woodchipper

by Janeybjunes November 03, 2014

woodchipper

something you toss pedos and zoos into

Pedo: I love grooming and raping little boys and girls
Random guy: To the fucking woodchipper you go

by thherhe April 06, 2025