A Woodchipper Rights Activist is one who believes that all people deserve the right to leap headfirst into a woodchipper and if the "evil government" stops them from doing so, the fact they were stopped from leaping headfirst into a woodchipper is "the worst kind of tyranny". To make matters worse, the woodchipper rights activists are often taken to hospitals after their brushes with woodchippers, either due to injury or suspected mental health issues, which doubles up on the tyranny, and the encounter becomes the "WORST worst kind of tyranny" , doubling up on the worst's and capitalizing on them as well. Woodchipper rights activists can be seen about noon, rousing from sleep in their parents basement to declare literally everything thats ever been done is "the worst kind of tyranny"
"bruh, that woodchipper rights activist damn near died yesterday. He just tries to leap into the woodchipper to prove he has real freedom"
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Woodchipper

The women gets a mouth-full of sunflower seeds and proceeds to give head to the male. Very painful in both parties
I got drunk last night at the bar and took home this crazy chick into S&M. I woke up to a massively cut dick cause she gave me the woodchipper when i passed out.
by Nerul July 2, 2008
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Woodchipper

A blowjob when she (or he) has braces
I got a woodchipper last night, it was painful
by A Solitary Chapman November 21, 2019
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German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
by Worstgirlfailever March 22, 2024
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