woodland creature

1) The name for a man of ambiguous sexuality who looks like an elf, or a creature that's just been frolicking in the woods: especially a poetry-reading bohemian type. It can be used to refer to a man who seems homosexual but is heterosexual.

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2) A man of slight build with a large penis

1) Cindy: I would like to have sex with that bohemian man over there but I'm not sure whether he is straight.

Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.

Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!

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2) Cindy: How tall are you?

Simon: 160cm

Cindy: How big is your penis?

Simon: 8 inches

Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!

by llcoolc February 3, 2010

Womblands

Where babies go when a termination of pregnancy has taken place.

"I sent the baby to the womblands"

by AstridAblaZe March 6, 2022

Wooback

Derogatory term towards Native American's during American Colonization. Almost like calling a African American a Negro.

Send that Wooback down The Trail of Tears
Send that Wooback to the Noose
Someone crack that Wooback with a Whip

by Kevin Ukelis August 31, 2021

the woodlands high school

A mess. A high school for almost entirely upper-middle/upper class teenagers who are known for being stuck-up and oblivious to the outside world. The students are much like those in cliché high school movies, very much about cliques. The dress code is ridiculously strict, and recently they’ve started playing weird throwback music at the end of every lunch for some reason (?). One of the most notable traits of this school is the vaping problem, as likely more twhs students own a juul than don’t at this point. There are fights very often, and things have been getting wilder and wilder for this school and it’s entire district since the start of 2019. Stay safe staff and students!

I hate Woodlands kids. Everyone at The Woodlands High School is so fake and clique-y!

by gr8765 March 29, 2019

Woolla

1. To be a loyal person/companion/friend

Someone who is honest and truly loyal to you and others

2. A real one someone who keeps it 100 with you pure honesty

Example 1 : “ yk Rick is a real woolla he got my back no matter what “ Said Cheryl to one of her friends.

Example 2: “emma is a real woolla she keeps it 100 with pure honesty” said brad

by Anonymous woolla June 27, 2020

HB Woodlawn

An awesome alternative program in Arlington, Virginia. Everyone who says they're pot smoking hippies is just JEALOUS. You can see it in their eyes.... Know as one of the best alternative programs in the country.

"Those HB Woodlawn kids are hippies!"
"Go back to your unoriginal life at Yorktown with the masses and yuk it up." -Sly smile only HB kids can achieve because we go to a *different* school-

by Charla Swan April 5, 2010

the woodlands

The Woodlands is a census-designated place and master-planned community located in the extraterritorial jurisdiction of Houston within Montgomery County, Texas. As of the 2000 census, the CDP had a total population of 55,649.Located about 30 miles north of Downtown Houston, The Woodlands is famous, as its name suggests, for incorporating the piney woods surrounding it with urban and suburban development. It was named one of the best master-planned communities in the country, and is one of the fastest-growing communities in Texas. The Woodlands is home to the Woodlands Town Center Improvement Distrct, a local governmental agency created by the Texas Legislature, The Woodlands Waterway, the 4 AAA Diamond Woodlands Waterway Marriott Hotel and Convention Center, the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion, and The Woodlands Country Club, the only golf club in the nation to have six world-class golf courses. Almost all of the community is located in the city of Houston's extraterritorial jurisdiction (ETJ) with a small portion lies in the corporate limits of Shenandoah.The Woodlands was founded by George P. Mitchell in 1974, who changed ownership of The Woodlands in the 1990's to a joint partnership between Morgan Stanley and Crescent Real Estate Equities. In January of 2004, Crescent sold their interest in The Woodlands to the Rouse Company, a development company familiar with master-planned communities. In 2004, the Rouse Company was sold to General Growth Properties Inc., another shopping mall developer.The Woodlands is growing up as a formidable city, as many companies are moving to The Woodlands, such as Anadarko, Hewitt Associates, and Chicago Bridge & Iron. The Woodlands is located in the Conroe Independent School District, with The Woodlands High School being the primary feeder. Construction on The Woodlands College Park High School began in early 2004 and is scheduled to open in 2005. The Woodlands Town Center area includes shopping and eating facilities, plus a waterway reminiscent of San Antonio's Riverwalk. Under construction in the area are more upscale retail and restaurants, as well as several urban residential developments.

The Woodlands is better then you!

by Seth Riser September 25, 2005