CHEESE WONKER

a "CHEESE WONKER" is a small, invisible, evil creature that make bombs out of snow and whale parts! they call them selfs eskimos so you dont think thier evil! they have pet snakes called jon without the "H" and work for the evil spork people from planet 13!

that guy is such a "CHEESE WONKER", he clearly needs to jump off a bridge!

by DAVID KAVANAGH January 25, 2006

Willy Wonker

A Dick head who things he has a big dick but in reality it’s as small a peanut. He thinks he’s funny but the funniest thing about him is when he pees himself whenever he’s scared or laughing too much from his own joke.

“You willy wonker! You small Dick”

by DILDO BAGGINZ January 03, 2018

Wonker Jonker

Phrase meaning fucked up or janky object, place or being. Also used as wonky jonky, wonky jonk, or wonker jonkers. Originating in Columbus, Ohio

The soap dispenser is all wonker jonkers.

by e you know June 30, 2016

winker wonker

a retard that says things that doesn't add up

term created by vertical

A: Yo I fucked my cat
B: why did you do it you winker wonker

by verticool October 04, 2019

Wonker

On short, it's "idiot" in the ancient British language.

Guy: What's up, guys!
British mf all pumped up: FOOK YOU WANT, STOOPID WONKER

by Wonka@!! April 12, 2020

WONKER

a wonker another word for uncircumcised COCK as in extra skin on your tippy tip tip

aye man your wonder is radical

tracy: OMG he has a WONKER. Taylor: ikr ewwww

by MoistGranny9 July 30, 2021

Wonker

Someone who is sexually attracted to candy (related to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Willy Wonka)

Wow, that boy Charlie is a real Wonker!

by Bloopi March 01, 2018