a "CHEESE WONKER" is a small, invisible, evil creature that make bombs out of snow and whale parts! they call them selfs eskimos so you dont think thier evil! they have pet snakes called jon without the "H" and work for the evil spork people from planet 13!
by DAVID KAVANAGH January 25, 2006
A Dick head who things he has a big dick but in reality it’s as small a peanut. He thinks he’s funny but the funniest thing about him is when he pees himself whenever he’s scared or laughing too much from his own joke.
“You willy wonker! You small Dick”
by DILDO BAGGINZ January 03, 2018
by verticool October 04, 2019
Phrase meaning fucked up or janky object, place or being. Also used as wonky jonky, wonky jonk, or wonker jonkers. Originating in Columbus, Ohio
by e you know June 30, 2016
Mid-West speak for Flip flops, Shower shoes, or Chanclas. In America TSA calls them Slippers, as in, “Excuse me Sir. Sir? Sir! Please put ya Slippers in the X-Ray machine.”
Correct usage, “Dad, my feet still fit my Flippy-Wonkers?!”
Incorrect usage, “Dad, have you seen my Flippy-Wonkers?”
Incorrect usage, “Dad, have you seen my Flippy-Wonkers?”
by Dr. Elven Caulks September 03, 2021
by Wonka@!! April 12, 2020
by MoistGranny9 July 30, 2021