'no women, no kids'

The code of a professional Assassin.

Mathilda - 'Do You Clean Anyone?'

Leon - 'No Women, No Kids' 'That's the rules.'

by PatSouth January 8, 2014

single women in your area

They hunt after you relentlessly, not even the backrooms can stop them.

person 1: oh Jesus, the single women in your area are right behind me!
person 2: gg no re

by £420.69 January 25, 2022

Womensplaining

“The tendency of some women to mistakenly believe that they automatically know more about any given topic than does a man and who, consequently, proceed to explain to him- correctly or not- things that he already knows.”

"Jessica was womensplaining all night about the politics of the PTA board at school. She has never even been on the board."

by urkmale February 4, 2020

Womansplain

(of a woman) explain (something) to someone, typically a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

Cindy, clearly and vehemently irritated by my lack of interest, angrily proceeded to womansplain to me the difference between her close friends, good friends, friends, coworkers, acquaintances and frenemies.

by 2BFair December 28, 2019

slutty women's Halloween costume formula

A formula which can be applied in order to make any Halloween costume, regardless of how plain or innocent, slutty enough to be given the "sexy" title by the Halloween costume industry. The formula, from the shoes up, goes as follows: fuck-me pumps or heels, stockings, a short skirt or booty shorts, and a top to indicate what the wearer is supposed to be dressed as. Accessories are optional.

To make a sexy police officer costume, we can apply the slutty women's Halloween costume formula: black fuck-me pumps, fishnet stockings, a blue miniskirt, and a blue button-up blouse with a police badge.
To make a sexy maid: black fuck-me heels, black stockings, black miniskirt, and a white apron.

by Ronny teh Pir8 January 22, 2009

Womanspreading.

The act by women to fill more than one seat, either by putting bags on the other seats or putting their feet on the seat across them. Way more common than manspreading - and more obnoxious - but feminists think it's AOK.

Susan's always Womanspreading. I can't believe how she always has to take three seats all by herself.

by SHIELDhusbandPC March 27, 2015

Womensplaining

When a women talks to a male in a way that is typically used in a patronizing or condescending way.

The women was womensplaining to the man, causing him to feel useless.

by Womensplaining is a plague May 22, 2018