A person of unsurpassed random humor, extreme satire and wittiness. Accompanied by a marked, unparalleled aptitude. Frequently found basking in the mainstream social pipeline accompanied by the indulgence of alcohol. Occasionally mistaken for being crude and ruthless because of the overzealous sarcasm associated with it’s unrelenting tomfoolery.
by X-Ray Cat March 09, 2006
Hey man, did you go down on your Susan last night?
Oh yeah dude- I was wombatting the shit out of that vagina until her boyfriend showed up!
Oh yeah dude- I was wombatting the shit out of that vagina until her boyfriend showed up!
by Brett Hamilton September 14, 2009
This term refers to the act of eating, rooting and then leaving in quick sucession, with mimimal time for cuddling after the sex act. This is in reference to the Australian marsupial, the wombat, which only eats roots and leaves.
George had to pull a wombat on Rachael so he could get home to his wife before she suspected any evidence of their steamy affair.
by apathy2153 January 28, 2009
A Wombat is a beat-ass female nocturnal creature usually found hunting unsuspecting drunk males in your local bar with no regard for human decency.
by Apt#2- 3 Annabella St. UD April 22, 2003
1) What to call one of your mates if he won't come to the footy with you....
2) Standing for W.Women, O.Over, M.Mates, B.Beer, A.And, T.Television
3) Comes in close use of the term pussy whipped
2) Standing for W.Women, O.Over, M.Mates, B.Beer, A.And, T.Television
3) Comes in close use of the term pussy whipped
Hey pal you coming to the footy with us tonight??
Nah sorry mate, goin to see a movie with my girlfriend
Oh, ya fuckin wombat
She's got ya real pussy whipped hasn't she??
Nah sorry mate, goin to see a movie with my girlfriend
Oh, ya fuckin wombat
She's got ya real pussy whipped hasn't she??
by Juicecake October 09, 2005
A clingy, stalker-ish girl who is both socially awkward and outlandish in romantic situations. Wombats are known to give countless ultimatums, have problems with drug/alcohol and have issue with rejection.
Wombat applies strictly to women, where as a man with the same characteristics is known as a Dingo.
Wombat applies strictly to women, where as a man with the same characteristics is known as a Dingo.
by Gidgetsflow.com June 07, 2010