Winchester Windshield Wiper

The act of taking a big ol' nasty poo poo all over a girls face, soon after, using your penis to wipe her face clean using a "windshield wiper" motion.

Girl: Will you give me a Winchester Windshield Wiper?

Dude: Fuck yeah!!

by OMGarealbigname January 17, 2011

Canal Winchester

Place where stoners wander aimlessly all day, trying to find enough people to "throw in" some money for pot. they then get blazed behind the middle school er wherever and go do stuff in random places all over town.

Stoner 1: "Dude, what do you wanna do?"

Stoner 2: "There's nothing TO do in Canal Winchester."

Stoner 1: "Well, I got like.. 3 bucks. Wanna throw in for some weed?"

Stoner 2: "F**k yeah!"

Like, 30min later...

Stoner 2: "Duude.. let's go like.. get Patrick to get us some free Wendy's and.. uuu.. what was i sayin?"

Stoner 1: "Wha..?"

by Dallas Hughes July 1, 2008

winched

to be dragged into a situation, most of the time unwittingly, that you otherwise wouldn't necessarily want to be a part of

-from "winch", a device installed on the front of a watercraft trailer, consisting of a reel of cable turned by a motor, with a hook at the end of the cable, to pull in a boat or other marine vehicle from out of the water.

"Todd and his gf won't be able to join the rest of us at the cottage for the long weekend, somehow they got winched into helping his sister move.....suckers!!"

by hipster April 29, 2007

Winchentucky

The nickname for the small town of Winchendon, Massachusetts. Insinuating that the town is a hick town, by equating it with Kentucky...which it is.

I saw a scumpa walking down Central St. with her baby.

That's Winchentucky for you.

by Dil1234 November 13, 2011

good old winchester

.........good old winchester, trusty single shot bolt action weapon

"good old winchester"

by Tyrell James October 31, 2004

Winchester

the last name of the hottest, sexiest, badass brothers on TV, Sam and Dean

Girl1: omg omg omg look
Girl2: OMG THEIR SHIRTLESS *drool*
Girl1. soo hott
Girl2 i know,i love sam and dean Winchester

by pogo_hammer June 28, 2011

Winchendon

A black hole in North Central Massachusetts where hope goes to die. The only thing lower than the constituents average IQ is the property value. Surprisingly, the town of Winchendon also has a well known reputation of being the home of many incestuous relationships. The closest civilized outpost for the residents of the "winch" is the Pizzeria Uno in "Kmart Plaza" in the slightly less abhorrent Fitchburg Massachusetts. It takes approximately 40 minutes to get any relevant from the Winch, and it is about 90 minutes from Boston. If you like sadness, dumb, driving long distances, lousy restaurants, being associated with incest, and camouflage hunting vests, then you would like the Winch.

I'm from Winchendon

Congratulations, you stupid Asshole!

by SweaterVestRandy May 9, 2011