wolverine

1. (n) A man or woman who, whilst sexually petting a woman's vagina, inflicts sharp, agonizing pain or lesions; especially by way of unkempt fingernails.

2. (v) The act of shredding, mutilating, a vaginal cavity; especially by way of unkempt fingernails.

"Like I don't even get it! Ian just shredded the inside of my vagina. I was fingered by a wolverine!"

"Lost my clippers last week, so I wolverined that bitch like my name was Hugh Jackman."

by Jimbothechimney October 27, 2013

Walmart Wolverine

Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the University of Michigan sports program, particularly football. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and corn-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a school they've never attended nor seen beyond the parking lot trash bin they puked in on tailgate Saturday. Fond of denigrating other colleges for supposed inferior academics, the Walmart Wolverine is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."

Yeah, he hates Michigan State, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Wolverine with a GED from Costco.

by Droogie Toogie August 17, 2012

The Wolverine Stamp of Approval

When an event is so epic and filled with badassery that the great mutant Wolverine would consider it worthy of approval, it gets The Wolverine Stamp of Approval.

Guy: He just drove a car off of a roof into a burning building. Did he earn The Wolverine Stamp of Approval?

Wolverine: …

Guy: Well, he was also shooting terrorists at the time.

Wolverine: …

Guy: …

Wolverine: *Nod*

by Atren Graves August 11, 2010

Wolverine Ass

When the area between a girls ass and her pussy is like a jungle. She could shave her pussy but it still looks like you could make a french braid with the hair coming out of that barren wasteland. It's fucking nasty.

My ex shaved her pussy, but she had a wolverine ass. So i dumped her.

by McLovinnn September 22, 2007

Wolverine

When giving a man a blowjob, sounding as if you are eating and chocking on a his penis with a voracious amount of slurping and sucking, like a wolverine.

Do you hear that? He is totally getting the wolverine right now.
I know. It sounds like cock vortex in there.

Slurp slurp slurp.

Hopefully it doesn't get sucked off.

by Mingewrinkle July 6, 2015

Wolverined

Where you finger someone so hard they bleed/ when you get fingered by someone with long finger nails and that makes you bleed

"That Kirsty girl wolverined me last night, what a bitch"

by wolverinehater October 19, 2015

Wolverine X

Wolverine X is a basketball YouTuber from Poplar Bluff, Missouri. He's well known in the basketball shorts community for his charismatic, and energetic content, as well as his sarcastic/comedic style. Sometimes he refers to himself in third person as "The Wolverine". He can also be extremely confident which can come off as boastful or arrogant to his viewers around the globe.

yeah Dexton is pretty funny, but Wolverine X is a good basketball shorts creator too.

by Wendigawkgawk November 3, 2023