An insult to use on someone who is being pissy or for someone who is obsessed with piss or has a piss kink because that is something people deserve to get bullied for. It can also be used as a general insult.
Friend 1: Ughh I want her to pee in my mouth, is that weird?
Friend 2: Yeah you fucking wizz jockey
by 🅱 🅾️ 🅾️🅱ℹ️ November 6, 2020
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1. the causative effect of urinatingdirectly after orgasm.

2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm

3. matrimony of urine and sperm
"Did you just jizz wizz in my roast beef??"
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
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a nickname for izzy, issy, isabelle, issabella
izz wizz over here
by eli the elepant March 24, 2017
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Whilst you're trying to get nasty, especially when losing your virginity, your mates burst into the room simultaneously cock blocking and giving you instant blue balls. They then post the resulting scene on facebook.
Brah, did you smash dat peng sket?
Nah me was wizz blocked and fraped.
by c-wizz apostle October 13, 2016
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when you go to the bathroom for a piss... you piss everywhere but in the toilet, then flush before you leave to create the illusion of a regular piss.
then when the next person enters they skid across the pissy floor.
*SKID* OMG! who took a skizzy wizz on the god damn floor!
by Martin Payne February 3, 2008
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the action of taking a piss at the same time as someone else preferably not in the same toilet or urinal
a:wow i gotta pee

b:me to

a:i called it first

b:no you didnt

a:well i guess we gotta take a double-wizz, no looking
by christophorus August 28, 2010
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When someone thinks there great at something however the reality is that there shit.
Danny thinks he’s a g wizz at investing in crypto currency’s …. However he lost all his money.
by Lg123:) December 24, 2022
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