Tommy Wiseauing

The act of writing, producing, directing, funding, and starring in your own independent work. Named for Tommy Wiseau's film "The Room", a film dubbed as the worst film ever which Wiseau wrote, produced, directed, funded, and starred in.

"I can't find any actors for my play"
"Just Tommy Wiseau it!"
"What?"
"Tommy Wiseauing! Write it, produce it, direct it, fund it, and act in it yourself!"

by erk.kimbo September 23, 2016

Taboo-Wiseau

A person who believes they have good fashion or style. Most commonly used to describe young males with long hair who struggle with the choice of accessories.

Oh my goodness, Kyle is sure being a taboo-wiseau...

by Shmaah January 19, 2019

wister

"widow" + "sister", or the connection and community felt by widows toward other widowed women, or their "widowed sisters".

Meeting with my wisters in our support group gives me the strength I need to handle my grief.

by WildcatGrad October 4, 2016

Winstead

Someone who is ultimately betrayed by someone they thought loved them.

Johnathons girlfriend cheated on him, so he felt like a Winstead.

by JTwinstead April 16, 2019

Carmen Winstead

A young boy or ghost that is maybe true or maybe false no one knows he elegidly died from girls pushing him into a sewer and he died the giris said he fell

Carmen made a voice message that said this information if you recieve that voice message send it to 15 people and he will spare your life.

Believe it or not

Hey did u hear Carmen Winstead in that msg

Ye but it's bs

5 mins later

He dead

by xXRAGEXx June 26, 2020

Wisteria Life

Someone who lives or want to live in a stereotypical upper-middle class suburb, which usually can be a nice cul-de-sac as well. Because of this, they feel if they are living this life style, they will be happy.

Scott: So Tim, what happened with Kat?

Tim: She dumped me.

Scott: How come?

Tim: Because this other fella she was seeing also wanted the Wisteria Life.

Scott: That's fucking terrible. What are you going to do?

Tim: Nothing. It's her that wants to be the cliche, not me.

by Freakie Tim December 29, 2009

Wisterpoop

A short swift smck to the side of the head

I wisterpooped the pope once

by Imbeingsaton August 27, 2006