no wiper

a shit which requires virtually no wiping at all

EDDIE: hey man, i thought you went to take a shit

PIERCE: yeah dude im done, it was a no wiper

by ronnie_e November 5, 2010

wisterbad

A CS:GO player with a negative k/d bashing their own team.

Subject: "you guys suck."
Team: "wisterbad"

by blightttt February 20, 2019

whisper girls

a whisper girl is a girl on pinterest. she is usually found saving aesthetically pleasing whispers. they usually shop at brandy melville and thrift stores. some celebrities they admire are megan fox, adriana lima, bella hadid, lana del ray, and lily rosey depp. they enjoy movies like gossip girl, jennifers body, and many more. some emojis they use are “🍒💋🩰🚬🎀🧸💌” they also listen to sublimanal messages.

girl 1: theyre defo whisper girls 🎀🎀
girl 2: they really are💋💋

by nic4le November 5, 2021

queef's whisper

Being in extremely close proximity to something either physically or metaphorically.

When Philip ran that stop sign, he was a queef's whisper away from plowing into the front of an oncoming vehicle.

by Fillip Snehpets March 3, 2022

no wiper

a dump that leaves behind no trace of the act

we're out of t.p. good thing that was a no wiper

by kipling January 31, 2005

ass whisperer

One who can communicate and please a girl's ass in a very special way.

I never thought I'd ever like anal sex; but then I met the ass whisperer.

by the guru of gurus November 17, 2009

Jizz wall wiper

Where someone masturbates and ejaculates but holds the keeps the fresh semen at the top of his bellend and then wipes it on the wall.

I am Andrew and I am a Jizz Wall Wiper

by j_ball13 November 23, 2011