Wisemaning is when you sit on an object and wait. Common wisemaning spots are park benches and tree stumps. When you are wisemaning you are encouraged to think about life and smart things as you are in a wise looking position.
Guy 1: Dude where have you been I have been wisemaning out her for like 5 mins?
Guy 2: Oh sorry I was pulling the splinters out of my ass from when I was wisemaning earlier.
Guy 1: Oh that’s ok then
Guy 2: Oh sorry I was pulling the splinters out of my ass from when I was wisemaning earlier.
Guy 1: Oh that’s ok then
by Ass splinters January 17, 2021
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girl: i want to be an angel wiseman
girl 2: oh i know me too
boy:do you know a wiseman?
SMMACK...
biy: wtf?
biy2: u said wiseman idiot
girl 2: oh i know me too
boy:do you know a wiseman?
SMMACK...
biy: wtf?
biy2: u said wiseman idiot
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