1. one of your bros who goes out drinking with you, gets plastered and then proceeds to crush any chance you have of sustaining a conversation with an attractive stranger for more than, say, 5 minutes.
(e.g. "he's scaring me")
2. that same guy about 15 minutes later falling asleep on the bar, forcing you both to leave.
(e.g. "uh... go take your drunk brother home")
(e.g. "he's scaring me")
2. that same guy about 15 minutes later falling asleep on the bar, forcing you both to leave.
(e.g. "uh... go take your drunk brother home")
by the_afflicted September 20, 2013
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"Hey man. I've got this date with that hot chick downstairs, but she wants to take her ugly roommate along! Think you could pimp assist me on this one?"
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2 or more friends of the same sex that like going out for a glass of wine together, completely unrelated to their sexual orientation.
by Mulch75 November 3, 2010
Get the WineFag mug.A method used when a vehicle is about to flip. It consists of standing up and putting one's hands on the ceiling to brace themself while keeping their feet firmly planted on the ground of the vehicle.
Before the car flipped, Zach executed the Wiseman Maneuver to perfection. He walked away for the accident without a scratch.
by Ned Shneebly April 17, 2007
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Get the ultimate wingman mug.When two bros take this oath they are bound together as wingmen for the agreed upon time. Once every so often two bros will agree to become wingmen for like. This oath should not be taken lightly, if a bro should break the oath he will considered dead to the other bro. The oath must be taken while resting your left hand on the bro code or an iphone with the bro code app.
Bro 1:"We have been bros a long long time I think we're ready to take the Wingman's oath."
Bro 2:"Agreed"
Bro 3: " I'll be the witness"
*Both Bros lay their left hand on a copy of the bro code (without touching)*
Bros 1 & 2: "In brightest day, in blackest night
No Wingman shall escape my sight
Let those who worship cockblock's plight
Beware my power, Wingman's Might!
Bro 3: "(Names of bro 1& 2) Do you swear to this oath of moment?"
Bros 1 & 2: "We do so swear"
Bro 2:"Agreed"
Bro 3: " I'll be the witness"
*Both Bros lay their left hand on a copy of the bro code (without touching)*
Bros 1 & 2: "In brightest day, in blackest night
No Wingman shall escape my sight
Let those who worship cockblock's plight
Beware my power, Wingman's Might!
Bro 3: "(Names of bro 1& 2) Do you swear to this oath of moment?"
Bros 1 & 2: "We do so swear"
by ChristmasLoken December 25, 2010
Get the Wingman's Oath mug."The original military term wingman defined a pilot who supports another pilot in a dangerous flying environment. Today we honor that bravery by using the same term to describe a guy who misleads someone into sleeping with you."
Man #1: Excuse me, miss?
Hottie: Yes?
Man#1: Care to dance?
Hottie: Oh, I wish I could, but i'm here with my friend, Janice.
Man #2 (wingman): Hello, Janice. My, what a fetching third chin you have. May I buy us both several, several drinks?
Hottie: Yes?
Man#1: Care to dance?
Hottie: Oh, I wish I could, but i'm here with my friend, Janice.
Man #2 (wingman): Hello, Janice. My, what a fetching third chin you have. May I buy us both several, several drinks?
by Chiggety May 2, 2010
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